[Chorus]
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Let's get the Beatles back together again
I'll cover John and George's parts

[VERSE 1]
I've got that modern touch that's guaranteed
To get your asses back on the charts
I got a song about boat parades
That Ringo can sing
The Beatles were a really good group
But brace yourselves for the Beatles Part II

[VERSE 2]
Fifty years in the wilderness lacking direction
But lucky for them
I'm in need of a new rhythm section
Let me be frank, certain things will not be thе same
I'll write all the music but I'm still willing
To pay thеm both a generous wage
Just don't expect me to masturbate

[Chorus]
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Let's get the Beatles back together again
This time we're gonna go far
[VERSE 3]
Let's get things rolling A.S.A.P
I've maxed out all of Grandma's cards
Maybe we should all join bank accounts
Gremlins 3 ain't gonna make itself (Coming to theaters soon as hell!)

[Chorus]
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Think it over but if you say no
You both have ass for brains
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Think it over but if you say no
You're both completely deranged

[POST Chorus]
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
(ssa ym redrum annog s'leM)