[Intro, spoken (Tucker Carlson)]
We spent all day trying to locate the famous "QAnon" which in the end we learned is not even a website. If it's out there we could not find it

[Verse 1]
Pull out your binoculars we're hunting for the letter Q
Poor Tucker searched all day and couldn't find a single clue
(QAnon)
Ten miles south (QAnon)
Of my own house

[Verse 2]
Damn that wasn't hard
I'll take the car down to the local Trump rally
I'll do my part and report back with what I see
(QAnon)
Turn the cameras around (QAnon)
Take a look at the crowd (We could not find it)

[Verse 3]
Give me Tucker's show
He doesn't know how to work a computer
Or he can't admit that he's complicit to the fully batshit lies
It's no surprise that they have real life consequences
People die and Tucker tries to paint the insurrectionists as victims

[Verse 4]
Give me Tucker's show
He's got to go
I'll make a charismatic host
The murder charges have been dropped and I'm not a xenophobe
I can make more than one face and I can start tomorrow
Just let me share a desk with Dan Bongino
[Outro]
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (QAnon)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (We could not find it)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (QAnon)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (We could not find it)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (QAnon)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (We could not find it)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to go (QAnon)
Give me Tucker's show he's got to