[Chorus]
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I'm not strange, I'm not a loser
Grandma left 'cause of my songs on the computer
I need a show on Nick Jr
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I've got strength, I'm not a loser
I had a lizard but I lost it in the sewer
Give me a show on Nick Jr

[Verse 1]
My name is also Nick
And children love my songs
Grandma's got puppets in her basement and
I play with them all night long
And I can hold my breath
And sing at the same time
And I know all my letters
And I can count real high (One, two, three)

[Chorus]
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I'm not strange, I'm not a loser
Grandma left 'cause of my songs on the computer
I need a show on Nick Jr
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I've got strength, I'm not a loser
I don't hate caterpillars that was just a rumor
Give me a show on Nick Jr
[Pre-Chorus]
I can sing so hard
And I can dance so fast
Pay me minimum wage I'll kick your
Competitors' ratings' ass
I can sing so hard
And I can dance so fast
Pay me minimum wage I'll kick your
Competitors' ratings' ass

[Chorus]
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
Give me a show on Nick Jr
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
Give me a show on Nick Jr
I've got brains and a good sense of humor
I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr