[Intro]
Paralyzed nation, / sick and depressed
Gotta keep myself together, / gotta take a deep breath
All because / there may never be / a Gremlins 3

[Chorus]
So tell me where did the Gremlins go?
It's been so long with nothing to show
We could-a had Gremlins Vs. Home Alone
Or at least a cameo in Attack of the Clones
There should-a been a gremlin in Jurassic Park
Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark
Thirty years later we're all stuck at home
Crying in our sleep, wondеring where did the Grеmlins go?

[Verse]
It's a travesty that they've robbed us of history
We could have had Gremlins 4, Gremlins 5
Instead we got fourteen Land Before Times
I close my eyes and Gremlins are all that I see
We could have had Gremlins 6, and Gremlins 7
Instead we got Covid and 9/11

[Bridge]
So tell me where did the Gremlins go?
It's been so long with nothing to show
Imagine there's a film where Gizmo becomes a gremlin who teaches the other gremlins about democracy and philosophy
They develop a country, they name it "Gremlin Nation", they ban all immigration
They have genocidal tendencies, gizmo isn't into it
Also, he has a kid with a human woman played by Jennifer Aniston
We can call it Gremlins 3!
[Chorus]
There should've been a gremlin in Jurassic Park
Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark
Thirty years later we're all stuck at home
Crying in our sleep, wondering where did the Gremlins go?

[Outro]
Woah, woah Joe Dante, where did the Gremlins go?
Woah, woah, Howie Mandel, where did the Gremlins go?
Woah, Steven Spielberg