[Verse 1]
I’ve got gum in my hair, I’ve got blood on my shoes
I’ve got a million different reasons to be singing the blues
But mainly I’m just confused, is there something I missed?
It’s like everyone is doomed, but nobody’s pissed
And I’m alive, I’m alive, but it doesn’t feel right
It’s like I’m under the control of an undetectable device
Wait, I’ve got answers in my hand, Siri, what is wrong with me?
She says she doesn’t understand then feeds me links on irony

[Chorus]
This is beginning to feel like a shakedown
We’re sailing sideways through a fallacy
Trying not to slip and choke on the way down
Cover your assets if you know what I mean
I’ve got a bucket of dreams, I’ve got a head full of steam
I’m much too privileged to preach, did fascists kill this machine?
If I was sleeping, then I swear I’m awake now
Because I’m drowning in a fallacy

[Verse 2]
I took a seat at the table, I cut the deck with my stare
Bet all my chips on a straight, the bastard won with a pair
I felt the ship begin to shake, I felt a change in the air
I set a picnic on the plank and dropped my tickets to the fair
God lit a candle on Monday so he could build us a home
He let it burn until Sunday then took a seat at his throne
The world caught fire, flames grew higher as he left it alone
And now it’s too damn hot to touch, the flesh just drips right off the bone
[Bridge]
But I’m still confused, I’m stuck on the fence
Between "missing the point" and "there’s nothing to get"
As we’re fighting to find meaning to this ride around the sun
I’ve heard a million different reasons and can’t believe a single one

[Chorus]
This is beginning to feel like a shakedown
We’re sailing sideways through a fallacy
Trying not to slip and choke on the way down
Cover your assets if you know what I mean
I’ve got a bucket of dreams, I’ve got a head full of steam
I’m much too privileged to preach, did fascists kill this machine?
If I was sleeping, then I swear I’m awake now
Because I’m drowning in a fallacy

[Outro]
This is beginning to feel like a shakedown
Because I’m drowning in a fallacy
This is beginning to feel like a shakedown
Drowning in a fallacy
I’ve got a head full of bees, I bite my tongue 'til it bleeds
Up to my neck in concrete, I really want to believe
That if I was sleeping, then I swear I’m awake now
Because I’m drowning in a fallacy