My name is Jim
I've got letters to send
But besides that
My calendar's free
I might pretend
My dog's pregnant again
But besides that
My calendar's clean

Well I used to be a geranium thief
The devil he'd call me by name
Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it
Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it

My name is Jim
I've got all kinds of kin
But I'm starting to think
They forgot about me
And now I can't remember
July through September
But something tells me
That it wasn't so pretty
Well I used to be the commander and chief
The master of my own domain
Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it
Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it

My name is Jim
My bed's covered in sin
But I can't help myself
When I sleep
I might pretend
My dog's covered in skin
But besides that
My calendar's clean
I used to drink from uranium creek
Since then I ain't been the same

Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline
And I don't want it
I can see the flames inside my TV screen
And I don't want it