[Chorus]
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exercise my freedoms

[Verse 1]
I have the right to exercise
My rights... to exercise
(Open the school gym to alumni)
I've been doing this every night
Traveling the state, looking for an open mic
(The people are really fun)
They're really loud, they love to scream
They all kinda look and act like me
There's no place I'd rather be

[Chorus]
I'm only happy whеn I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exеrcise my freedoms

[Verse 2]
I need to scream, I need to fight
I need to see the movie Fight Club every single night
Or I won't fall asleep
I was a kid when Grandpa died
Grandma banned me from the funeral 'cause my hair was white, like Ceviche Man!
I've been mad since then
I need to scream, I need to fight
I need to find a lady that'll kiss me before I die
And I don't care if she's pretty
[Chorus]
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exercise my freedoms
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
[Post-Chorus]
THE MEN IN THE TUNNELS ARE COMING
THE MEN IN THE TUNNELS ARE COMING

[Outro]
I am the Ceviche Man
Of cevicheman.com
I am the Ceviche Man
Of cevicheman.com
I am the Ceviche Man
Of cevicheman.com
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting