[Intro]
I said Dracula can't get wet, I was wrong and I regret it
But I'm making up for it, I'm the first one to admit now
That Dracula can get wet, Dracula can get wet

[Verse 1]
Dracula, I'm sorry, I confused you with the witch from the Wizard of Oz
My father called me, he said, "How the hell could you mess up this bad"
I am appalled by my reflection, for the record
I know Dracula doesn't have a reflection, but he can get wet

[Chorus]
It takes huge balls to admit- Dracula can get wet
(Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry, Dracula, I'm sorry)
And I'll never forget- Dracula can get wet

[Verse 2]
Three cheers for me
Hip hip hooray
I set the record straight
Oh, Dracula
You're an evil bastard, but you can get wet
I shit the bed
But I'm burning the mattress so it'll never happen again
Oh!
[Outro]
You wanna haunt a pirate ship? It don't matter
You wanna dip into the sea? It don't matter
You wanna moisturize your feet? It don't matter

You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna
You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna

You wanna touch a puppy's nose? Have at it
You paint your fingers and your toes? Have at it
You wanna drink straight from the hose? No problem

You're an evil bastard, but you can get wet

Oh, Dracula
Oh, Dracula