[Verse 1]
I see her layin' by the poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say
She wouldn't look my way but buddy, what do you expect
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

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And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limousine
I know where she's going, she's going downtown
I'm going downtown too and take a look around

[Chorus]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man

[Verse 2]
I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the livin' room wall
If your washer and dryer in need of repair
You know the handyman's waitin'
And he'll be right there
[Pre-Chorus]
Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools and I can satisfy

[Chorus]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't asked her out yet 'cause I don't know if I can
You see a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man, man

[Chorus]
See my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet but I'm trying hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man
Ain't no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man, no