Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my dick cause I always got the chopper
Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my dick cause I'm rich and fuck 'em proper

Oh my god!
Oh man! these hoes on my dick
All these hoes on my dick
There's so many reasons why though
There's so many reasons man

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my dick cause I always got the chopper
Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my dick cause I'm rich and fuck'em proper
Hoes on my dick all the time they arousing
Hoes on my dick, oh shit, yeah they hounding
Hoes on my dick cause I'm based and astounding
Hoes on my dick every time  I turn around, man
Hoes on my dick, I be smoking purple
Hoes on my dick and I think I'm Steve Urkel
Hoes on my dick cause I'm a Ninja Turtle
Hoes on my dick cause I get 'em wet like Squirtle
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
I don't really know what the fuck this is about..
Hoes on my dick cause I look like a lesbian
Hoes on my dick cause I never been where I’ve been
Hoes on my dick cause Will Ferrell's my uncle
Hoes on my dick cause I put pills in the punch bowl
Hoes on my dick cause I look like Caesar
Hoes on my dick cause my brother's Justin Bieber
Hoes on my dick cause I do just like whatever
Hoes on my dick cause I look better in they sweater
Hoes on my dick all the time in every weather
Taking me to heavy but I'm lighter than a feather
They dudes get 'em wet, but Kreayshawn can get 'em wetter
Get 'em wetter, get 'em wetter

These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one

Hoes on my dick while I be sippin' bo
Hoes on my dick, pour hot sauce on their toes
Hoes on my dick cause I look like a kitty
Hoes on my dick cause my name on their titty
Hoes on my dick, on my clit, yeah they riding
Hoes on my dick, tell me secrets, they confiding
Hoes on my dick when I go to Japan
Hoes on my dick after I sex their man
Hoes on my dick while I be rockin' Juicy
Hoes on my dick while my sister rockin' Gucci
Hoes on my dick, won't leave me alone
Hoes on my dick cause I'm always on the phone
Yeah, these hoes always on my dick