[Intro: Crafting Einstein]
So you may be wondering why I isolate myself so much
And why I can only stay in my own energy
And I don't like other energies taking over my life
It's 'cause I've been let down so many times in the past
And I've had the shit abused out of me by people
That fuckin' said they loved me
'Cause I've had so many people come into my energy
Trying to fuckin' destroy me
Or steal my fucking energy
It's not fucking funny
And I don't fucking like it

[Verse 1: Kreayshawn]
He suckin' on my labia majora
He said I'm the majora
I bring them lots of joy-ya
I said I got aura
She took me to the mall
We started stealing from Sephora
She go to church, she read the Torah
Bitch, I don't care, I love tortas
BBL, BBC, Better Business Bureau
Oh my god, his dick long like a hero
Money long just like a gyro
I'm in the mirror, and I look gross
I hate bitches who do the most
He took me to Boston Market
We got a chicken roast, oh shit
But maybe that was Zankou
I don't want drugs and alcohol, no thank you
I pull up with a nos tank too
No limit, cash money, I pull through
I'm with a crew of minions
Yeah, you can call me Gru
White boy, big dick
And his name is fucking Andrew
Yeah, you're just mad I'm pimpin'
Withdraw from gabapentin
You don't know how sad I'm gettin'
This drywall is getting fisted
He hit on me, but I duck and miss it
I broke his dick, he want me to kiss it
I don't really care, fuckin' frick it
Bitch, you're boring, I'm hearing crickets!
[Verse 2: Kreayshawn]
I love bugs, I think they're cute
I hate your bullshit, I put you on mute
Fuck the government, I give them the boot
I hate vaccines, just give me the flu
The gay people love me, they call me Kreay Boots
I'm asexual, I don't have sex
Maybe 'cause I always have bad sex
Now my whole life is just a mess
Maybe I should just go smoke some meth
Just kidding, I'm eatin' healthy now
Just kidding, please help me now
I hate all these micro-trends
All I got is broke ass friends
I be selling feet pics for cash
I might as well go sell my ass
I hate where my life has gone
I hate when my pipe is gone
I need a guy whose pipe is long
I don't know what type of shit I'm on
I don't care what type of shit you're on
You're grounded 'cause I'm your mom