[Round 1: Mike P]
King of the Dot, feels good to be here
I'm glad we came together
I’d be pressed to think the experiences this weekend, as a whole don't make us better
But for now, I'ma try to beat the shit out this monster, see if he takes the pressure
I want jail time from what I’m 'bout to do, I'm talkin' chains and terror
Ask the judge how long I'ma be here, he like, “According to what you did at the Pat tribute, I think you'll Stay Forever”
Labеled a bad guy, minus the heel, like moccasins
I couldn't try throwin' that rolе
I started mockin’ it, ain’t cook a pie over that stove
But sold E so strong you'd almost die over that role, like Leonard Washington
I’m clocking him
Love you bro, but you know I'm known for slaughterin'
For this hit, had to go across the border
Sneak a deuce deuce in
Well that should hold the bro in order
Harm bitches, arms kickin like dogs when you hold them over water
It's Mike P, the Italian god you fightin’ with
I know some lost violent kids
That'll rob you for 3 perks and a large Vicodin
Sic a Doberman on you, have his jaws bite ya shit
Pull 'em off Brian's chin
Hold a “Big(g) K"
Demanding a “30 sack of work”……or “the dog strikes again”
Set the record straight. Yellow Tape like the squad Bonnie roll with
Shotty golden
Public punishment I copy Roman's
Break down every aspect
I mean mind body soul then bang…Flex will never look the same: Ronnie Coleman
I done flamed vets and had to dead y'all rookies
If he get outclassed, that's not hookie
Have this Flex guy bullied
Gunplay? .9 stretch y'all pussies
You ain't preparing for a threat?
Guy should be
Cause I make threats come to fruition, shots wet y'all hoodies
If you ain't wanna die, best not book me
Figure out where Brian live, find his crib, check my fully
Then send TEC (techs) to your site like you accept all cookies
Climbed the ranks, man I'm established
You've made ya mark on the west, but I see a mark from the west, just a hack I wanna bash in
Made greats crumble. I ain't humble, just ask 'em I'm a savage
If i drop you i ain't gon let you up, they set you up cause I rap aggressive
So off the bat getting Mad' is my advantage
Rip ya top to bits
I box a bit, ain't the bastard to throw hands wit
I'm flashier than Cassius, don't ask how I'ma manage
Elbows slashin' give ha gashes, can't patch it with a bandage
Bitch this left will (wheel), need Flex sealed, cause that's a lot of damage
Regardless of the outcome of how we brawl in the ring
This shit we doin' here is for a bigger cause, long live the king
I
Toronto, i appreciate it
[Round 1: Madflex]
I came here for one reason
And it's to honor my friend cause he was nice as fuck
Pat Stay
One time, get ya muthafuckin' phones out and light 'em up
Light 'em the fuck up and I'ma wait until they high enough
Shit, okay they high enough
Now, I need you to say his name cause he's alive in us
Say, "Pat Stay"
(Pat Stay!)
Pat Stay
(Pat Stay!)
Put 'em down, I gotta tell you how bad Mike P sucks
First things first
I told 'em, this is style and performance
Versus...Mike's unimportant
As you know, Mike's probably attached to a wire
And you probably attached to The Wire if you think Michael be (B) Jordan
He got no shot
"I lit up the season like a stovetop"
If he wanna (w)rap, he get one; post-op
Look, I'm not gonna talk about THE THING, Mike
There ain't no mystery in the place, but still I never been a bitch
So it's blessings to you and any little ones on the way
The problem is… I take THAT angle out...and there's little I can say
Like…when the fuck did you display
Any street with Ave?
Sikh... gave P a bag
All that shit with T-Top…bad
Should I bring up Geechi?
DAMN!
When I studied I ain't find many victories on the tapes
He start looking like incognito tab
Cause when shit got dark, that's when I really couldn't find any history to erase!
You wanna fuck with me?
You think I wanna talk to Pat when I can't tell that I'm sucka free?!
What the fuck you mean?
Ain't no one give a fuck about an Iron Mike I'm cyanide
I'm the type indicted by dynamite for likeness rights
I see you…Mike P cool, but I don't buy the hype
Hadouken!
I'll hit Ryu shin with the M Bison slide
Try and hide!
BOOM! Mic Drop
Fuck that, Mike droppin from the ceiling
Oh shit, I bet you thought this was a title fight
Smack!
C'mon Smack
Man you ain't proud of this
Mike P is a counterfeit
Watching his battles is like golf
Smack, you ever play golf?
It's like a Mike P battle if you found a clip
Cause the way to win...is by playing the least amount of it
Yo Mike!
I seen that round you did
Where you stared a at a clock and synched your words with all them random ticks
"Get 30ed by 20 9s and then 20 of us ate" oooooh ain't that about a bitch?
"It's the 6, this 5 is 4 you 3 2"…no snap out of it
What the fuck kinda weirdo hears “if it ain't URL it don't count……” And the mothafucka just counts some shit?
Like wow Mike...sounds hype!
He out here talkin' 'bout "You like how I finished that round?"
"Yes! It's about time!!"
That shit was brutal man....what you want, kudos, man?
Shit, I watched you get punched in a battle and do nothin'
And now he's staring at a clock ready to use THOSE hands?
Ooow bro damn…
In some Juno pants, lookin' like they were made from the roots of plants
Oooow bro damn
YOU been a clown
Listen, I do not give a flying fuck you prove you can count, until you put 10,000 hours in a 2 minute round
You ain't as dope as me
Bitch you look like you been buyin clothes where you buy your groceries
You a joke to me
He's known for months, this was a free throw for me, even if he goin' nuts
You out here tweetin so much
Just out here "aaaaah" streamin and such
I wished that he'd throw a punch
Shit the medics look at me like, "Should i leave?" and I just chief on a blunt
It was the First time anybody ever felt unsafe when P's corpse (Peace Corps) showed up
I know!
Someone tell Mike I'm not kidding
Then put this battle in autotune cause it's affecting mic (Mike), I talk different
Long Live Pat Stay
[Round 2: Mike P]
This shit an honor, honestly
Y'all finally got me on KOTD
Versus someone who I look like, I mean I'll acknowledge it if need be
But you have more of an alarming face, as opposed to when you see me
The flyer should've read "Mike P vs. Mike creePy"
Madflex
Buys his beard oil with battle rap checks
I see the greys, that's stress
Broke hip, bad neck
Can't tell you the last time that he sex
14 months?
Bad guess?
Stands for two minutes then needs to sit to give his back rest
Lat reps
Half sets
Abs next
Madflex!
This when I throw the jokes away the time is comin'
When both leagues get to see that for a decade I been buggin'
You dime a dozen
I'm violent cousin
I'll break this guy for frontin'
Or Assault (a salt) bae, bitch you thought the stakes (steaks) were high for nothing?
This a cookout
Get on the grill
It ain't your choice
The Pen(n) entertainment. Like the Barstool Sports boys
Sharp as shit, it can, carve ya ligaments, 'til you make more noise
Slice outside the joint like Dave Portnoy
App Gang
Flex you write a round about what?
When it's Showtime, I know this clown could sound tough
Shit ain't Disney here
My Prime's to be announced, no clout around us
Get with the Stars, cause who you know is Paramount?
PLUS, I'm just better
Drop 30 no matter what the cost
Let your blood boil 'til it thicken
Like reduction sauce
If you standing in front of me, you can afford the loss
Cause Flex growth ain't gettin bigger since his form been off
You gettin' matched up with P ain't nothin but misfortune
Big boss, one call bringing the shit storms in
Top Tier in the states
Someone should inform him
I'm even better in Toronto like Tim Hortons
You move wit' P ?
I've done legendary stuff here I know you'd agree
But Al Gores internet can't stand me and I think that's lunacy
I've never pretended to be who I'm not and they treat me brutally
I feel like Louis CK
I get scrutinized for you know....simply doing me
And who is he?
Some west coast legend with no game?
I remember when Socrates- I mean Jimz
Tweeted depression ain't real and it has no place
Everyone was a piece of shit to him but you, I thought, "That's so lame"
You just had to be the “well it's a grey area” guy
That's weird Flex but, ok
Regardless of the outcome of how we brawl in this ring
Shit we doin' here is for a bigger cause, long live the king
[Round 2: Madflex]
"But the comments were so noisy that you could not hear Mike cryyyyyying."
The thing about that round is…
Fuck that round cause you wrote it
Nah…Let me soak up this huge moment
I'm here with a REAL URL rapper
This man is actually on the roster
Woooo!!
Let me tell you Mike, I am absolutely honored
To meet the guy who cried after a battle with Th3 Saga
Nah come on folks, I'm not even sayin' that it's bad to cry…
Like I did when my grandma died
Mike did cause there's fans online
Like, my little bro lose his shit over a dude with a user pic of an apple pie
He just wheezin' and sniffin', in the fetal position just readin' them bitches with a blanket and a glass of wine
You okay Mike?
Chill. These people don't have a life
You don't need to grant them time
Now buck the fuck up, you're the suburban guy who blasts the .9
I swear I can't stand his generation man....
A fuckin dude named Mike (mic) that couldn't handle bein amplified
What the fuck is the plan tonight?
What? You about to run up with a shotty like bah bah bah bah bah!
Nah, You about to run up all snotty like hu-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh
It's not the same
The uncool
Uncle, you got one move
I got a crown you can't undo
You get one round…. then become food
Watch your tone bro…Quasimodo, oow slump dude
Left jab, what's up sup foo? Right cross, fuck you
Aye can you hear me now….mic check…1-2!
This ain't a game Mike
I stick and move ya chin you better hope you respawn in Boca Raton
Listen, we're in Canada Mike and I'm STILL gonna say the way you play the white card is sounding corny and wrong
What you ain't pickin up is
All that white noise you make ain't that hot Mike (mic)
Let me slow it down for the squad
What?
You ain't pickin up? All that white noise? Ain't that a hot mic?
Aye bitch you shoulda known it was on!
I'm sorry Mike, I got all night!
You wanna roleplay how you squeeze .9's?
Well you got the right? But I got a life, so peep mine, cause we not alike
I swear on everything, I marched through a row of cops and made 'em break rank
You think I got a fuckin problem walking through police (Pulice) lines?
I'm not the type
Not today!
"It's not "Police"…it's Policee.”
Bitch! That sounds exactly like some shit that a cop would say
Fuck Mike, man nobody talk that way
He be like, 'Bang! Glock'll spray
Bang! Pop his face
White boy, palm blazin', arm wavin', 'Hip Hop Hooray'!
No Mike!
You gettin beat to the ground
I will throw your bitch ass to a seat in the crowd
They don't have to ask the real man to stand up, I bet you P(ee), sittin' down
He should dodged this bullet
But he knew he wouldn't leave with a round
Long Live Pat fuckin' Stay
[Round 3: Mike P]
I'm a better man after that one round nightmare that I did wit Geechi
Cause after that I beat Chilla Jones and then the kid was streaky
Got the homie, Nunn Nunn, Noxx & Charron?
Man, what I did was greasy
I came to the conclusion, me battling white guys are pretty easy
Safe to say I'm confident, common sense is he kneels
10 years still relevant cause I harness shit that appeals
5 star plates, you can't be the garnishes to my meals
Just some 20 second IG clips, partner my shit for reals (reels)
Ain't for thrills I come for the W, and I'll make it clear
Guinea strength, when I spill your noodle, they'll be an angel here
Thin patience, but lately what I need is enough
And you ain't even as tough if ima keep it a buck
Disrespect's not to be tolerated, so I'm just fire raisin
Ryu in the 6, fit for domination
I knew I would show the difference soon as they signed the date in
Flyer dropped, I saw a zombie on the cover like Iron Maiden
I'm a fan of you, I'll give my flowers to you G
But what Flex we get is 50/50, you powered or you weak
There's no middle ground with how you gonna be
It's like controlling emotions, you're only as Mad' as you allow yourself to be
I'll tell you how I've held the key, cause with the promo, I'm top don
I'm multi talented. Stream like a pro bro, I'm not lyin'
4 bar setups that broke the code fo' what's a hot line
Got crucified and never thought once in my dome, bro, to stop tryin'
This spot mine!
Let me talk, I'm here to rattle facts
Take the toughest fights on the road, still a savage act
I'm never throwing lay up battles against some wacker cat
No entourage, I lose every coin flip, never rappin' last
But still beat most, Flex matter fact
Greatest round vs. Danny, 3-0 on N.O.M.E. and get to rap for Smack
My Caffeine money streams more talkin' 'bout battle rap
Than battle rappers get paid in battle rap to battle rap
And that's a fact!
Monster on Call Of Duty, I'm dead gifted
Posted up, 24 inch monitor, lead spittin'
Taq 56, Optic CAMO, we givin' Hecz bidness
Diamond 2, capping Hardpoint, snaking head glitches
I know some people here are like, "Why did he think those lines were tough?"
Well they were, to the people that like that kind of stuff
And I am one
And one of one
They had a beast created
Big salute to King Of The Dot, and all this week that aided
Love to Pat's beautiful family, what he achieved was greatness
Toronto I don't got nothing else to say, I appreciate it
[Round 3: Madflex]
I said, you the homie Mike
I like the clothes tonight
But it still doesn't mean that she'd (Sheed) Happen to be a Trophy wife
I thought a lot about this round, you know
Like would it be better if I spoke on some Pat shit
Or give Mike P here a couple more of these ass kicks?
And the answer came …that quick
Pat was too cold
That muthafucka moonwalk made a steel toe boot fold
Or in the limited Marty McFlys, with the button on the side that made the shoes glow
He barely even plan it (planet) like Pluto
That shit was smooth though
Also Mike P cried after a battle with Th3 Saga
You gotta get yourself a man who can do both
Hold up!
Aye Pat?
I showed up to show love
Plus Smack might see me 30 Mike P, and then……
GIVE NO FUCKS
Like so what?
Who didn't? Please listen P, I'm a different breed
I'm out here havin' withdraws, you out here havin' withdrawals because he miss Caffeine
If I was fuckin wit' y'all
I woulda taken him out long before he showed growth like some wisdom teeth
Classic, classic, classic
I have my doubts, we ain't mic'ed up now?
Makes sense, Mike down, right now
How did you take all of these walk of shames after these dates
And didn't think you'd fuck around and find out?
MIKE HOW...did that beard get so awkward and empty?
This shit is starting to test me
[Mike P]
Shit pisses me off man
[Madflex]
Your face had a worse day at the barber shop than Marty Jannety
I'm really him
Toronto! I'm really him
Toronto, aye we gonna have a talk today like, "Why is Mike still on URL and not kicked off the stage?"
Well the fact is, the fans love Mike P being false and fake
Cause they knew he would lose and then he'd have a bigger fall from grace
That Hadouken shit ain't all it takes
You a proven simp on a platform with an awesome base
But let me tell you this:
Popular
Well-respected
Not the same
You don't believe me Mike?
Don't you know every single word to the songs you hate?
He ain't Pat
He need a strap to be attached to Smack's identity
You knew he'd be unmasked eventually
But I just made you see it's foul on camera like Patrick Beverley
You gettin' me?
His league talkin bout clappin' enemies but, "They didn't react to my Toy Story bar?"
Okay Mike, do you think that happened...accidentally?
Dork!
Did you see a movie on the screen called Bodied?
They made a sequel to it
Google "Mike P vs Geechi Gotti"
You told Geechi …you shot him
When YOU…did not shot him
Stop actin' like that's not a problem
We should've talked him out of getting the snub like Pascal Siakum
Toronto, I got him!
Aye, let me bring this shit back to Pat....respectfully
He loved me more than Mike P...allegedly
For all who volunteered as tributes on that Katniss Everdeen, that shit means everything
To the people in attendance, tickets bought online
Everybody chipped in from different walks through life
My man Nino and Organik made the calls for flights
Man everybody play a role- you know, not you Mike
Cause he is a straight poser
Flame thrower
Body count full of slain soldiers
All day, long live Pat Stay
Game over!