King of the Dot
HFK vs Speakeasy
[Round 1: HFK]
You're a fucking retard
Now go commit suicide, Casper
'Cause we all hope for you to die faster
You googley eyed bastard
Let's throw eggs at this man now
'Cause his mother is a damn cow
And I got her cunt so wet that I had to dry it with a Shamwow
I think he's a bad MC
But still felt like he needs to battle me
And I'd fuck your sister, but unfortunately I'm not into bestiality
You're not a battle rapper, get out then
And he's not even crosseyed, he pretends he is so he could chеck out men
I peed in his chicken noodle soup, hе's like, "this taste wrong"
Everyone, this is the guy the movie 'I Am Sam' was based on
You're not sounding tight
Please homie, drop down the mic
And resume to your life of Kraft Dinner and Counter-Strike
The rhymes he lay is why we say this guy is gay
And maybe one day he'll rise to fame
In a William Hung kind of way
Fuck out here

[Round 2: HFK]
Your mother hates you 'cause your freestyles bore her
And this guy is like the white version of Eli Porter
I'm ripping you, faggot, so you better smile and take this
'Cause the way you're looking, you're either a pedophile or rapist
Losing all these battles is why this man stays poor
And being a fucking retard is why he ain't pass grade four
He's a dope fiend, and my style is more mean
And uh, he probably said his first word when he was fourteen
He came and tried to touch my balls, I'm like, "No, you faggot!"
'Cause he's the type to watch The Notebook and be like, "*sniffs* This is so romantic."
This guy flies around the streets when the wind blows
And I couldn't even see the road driving here, you did a terrible job cleaning my windows
You think this kid will spark the Glock
I'll bang your mom and go, "Hyaugh! Who is your daddy?!", like Arnold in Kindergarten Cop
You don't got sick deliveries
And at Centennial College, his picture's everywhere
Like we also help those with disabilities
[Round 3: HFK]
You silly fuck, you're fuckin' skinny, plus
You got here on the special ed minibus
His mom cooks me fresh rolls, French Toast, and Eggos
She's a wonderful cook
But this metro don't get hoes and works at Esso, and likes coloring books
This ridiculous punk's funny
And so much of a pussy that Jack Shit would bullly him like, "Give me your lunch money."
He's a pedophile, and you wanna know this shit
A 10 year old girl had a crush on him and he's like, "No, I don't like older chicks."
You'll never rhyme on BET
You'll probably drive a TTC
And [?] Ryan PVP
Can you give this guy a DVD?
Fuck!
Ah!
No no no!
How did it go, how did it go...

[Round 4 (Overtime): HFK]
Yo, stick to porno, 'cause a hot girl's what you'll not find
And I don't know about you, but his head looks like he swallowed a stop sign
You think you got the meanest clan
Your mom is on my penis and
She came and begged me to be her man
But I gave her a Zinedine Zidane
And then I'll give 'em an uppercut
And just to drop this clown down quick
I'll call Chuck Norris like, "Hey, bud. Can you come and give 'em a roundhouse quick."
On internet cafes where he'll be spending the night
'Cause his nose looks like one of Tyson's opponnent's at the end of a fight
Now look at this penis faced rapping turd
You're only here 'cause Organik needed you to clean the place afterwards
The only way I give this faggot some love
Is on Christmas Eve strapped with dynamite, ready to give your whole family a hug
Now let's get together and push this dumb MC off the terrace
'cause he spent his last birthday at Chuck E. Cheese with his parents