[Round 1: Soul Khan]
Now!
I had doubts about Aspire affording this trip
Cause you can't save gas money riding The Saurus's dick
Call the coroner, shit, I'm always fresh like Tim Hortons
You're like what hip hop would sound like if it was developed by Mormons
If your Vancouver's nicest then there ain't no standard's there
But we all love what you're doing this season on Dan For Mayor
I'll choke your sperm bank throat until you fucking gasp for air
I'd even kick you in the nuts if you actually had a pair
This ain't an equal match between two dope spitters
You work busing tables I work with Juno winners; fact
And you roll with a crew that call itself Main Offenders
I guess in Vancouver it's a crime if you change your gender
And you the main reason that you CD isn't purchased
It's ironic that your last name is Hook but people always skip your verses
And if there was a style requirement you wouldn't even get in the venue
I mean I love Stevie Wonder but it looks like you let him dress you
Homie you are the fucking shame of your family and friends
Here's your life story: "Aspire's a faggot"; the end

[Round 1: Aspire]
Now I know for a fact that this cat is the cheapest
Cause when Organik proceeded to flip the coin he had to fight the urge to catch it and keep it
I saw your interview where you're bragging about how you'll win in six bars when you battle Conceited
Well bitch I hope Dumbfoundead supplies you with a flying kick that bashes your teeth in
Yo, real talk though, you look like an English professor
Fuck rapping he came to give me a lecture like, "Josh I'm angry about all the classes you missed this semester."
Dude, I can't believe you're fronting on me
While I was opening up for Brother Ali and Talib Kweli
You were dusting off thee, Fat Beats public lobby
Or in the back with a bag throwing trash in a dumpster probably
Oooh oooh he looks just like Buddy Holly
And he's crew's name is Brown Bag at first I thought it was incredible
But then I realized it's just cause they have a fetish for Persian's testicles
And he's talking tall cause he's got a lot of matzah balls
But if you think that this asshole has Soul, he's conned/Khan'd you all
[Round 2: Soul Khan]
People bump my music cause it hits their speakers harder
The only party you've been a part of is run by Steven Harper
Shit, you got a terrible style that ruins all the shit you say
Let me demonstrate how you sound; exhibit A
"Alright, how are you gonna say that rap's your occupation
When you spit like you're suffering from massive constipation?
You have an awful cadence, no matter how well you prepare
Cause you overdo it like Bartone when he's gelling his hair"
And in your battle with Bartone you said I was your biggest fan
Bitch please when did you ever get a fan?
Motherfucker, you ain't gotta murder yet
This is certain death, you scary as a turtleneck...on a turtle's neck
And if you wanna knuckle up and get all wild and crazy
I'll hit you harder than a slap shot from Al Iafrate
They all demanding this, I'm the fucking man at this
You so pussy, those ain't sideburns they're matching landing strips
And homie, I'm sorry if I seem obnoxious when I talk this shit
But I'm the only reason anybody's gonna watch this shit

[Round 2: Aspire]
Before the battle this cheap Jew was afraid to put his cash up
Til his Hebrew accountant told him he could claim it for his tax cuts
And he acts like a pimp but a chick hasn't laid him in the last month
The only skin he ever gets is from potatoes for his latkeys
I should have Organik and Lows beat you while I force feed you a pork sandwhich
Yo check it out here's my Dirtbag Dan impression
"Yo, what the hell you trying to be Jewing me for?
The only time you're known to shine is in a Jew-erly store."
I got 'em all gassed up like the Jews in the war
Cause I'm a Natural Born Killer like Juliette Moore
I heard your homie DJ Base won a Juno Award
Well you deserve to win a Jew nose award
I'm serious though guys, look at the size of his huge nose
I just saw inside of the two holes
And now it's evident where his people will hide all their Jew gold
[Round 3: Soul Khan]
He kept talking about Judaism I thought that topic was dead
I nicknamed yo' bitch "Yamaka" cause she always on the top of my head
You're a The Saurus fan that shit's an open fact
I bet you get a tattoo on your lower back that says "All I Know Is That"
I bet if The Saurus dropped an album, you'd treat it like the holy grail
And put it in a glass case with Prolyfic's ponytail
When The Saurus battled Illmac' and you saw that he quoted me
You probably felt like you just got socked in the ovaries
So in conclusion The Saurus I hope your window has two locks
Cause tonight Aspire is gonna be outside holding a boombox
Singing, In Your Eyes
This is [?] hockey and you aren't Sidney Crosby
I'ma one of a motherfucking kind, you just a flimsy copy
On the real, on Facebook, he wrote, "Soul Khan is gonna regret his trip from New York, cause hip hop lives in the north."
Bitch even your Facebook status's are shitty and forced
Motherfucker, I made a fucking name in New York where rap was invented
Collected props from your heroes and getting dap from the legends
And everyone here is an admiring of me
Motherfucker I'm the rapper you Aspire to be

[Round 3: Aspire]
Yo, I don't even wanna talk to this dork
Go back to mopping the floor at your low paying job in New York
The only time he gets props, is in a novelty store
Speaking of props, you're always bringing props to your battles
It's sad what some people have to do just to get props in a battle
That shit's wack as fuck cause if you look his battles up
You'll see him rocking fake beards, anal beads and a mask and gloves
So I came here tonight to lock Mr. Dress Up in his magic trunk
Yo wait, here's my impersonation of a certain worthless person
Hating who's rapping sucks
Pretend I was Jewish with no swagger
"Yo I'm Soul Khan
I got an itch to scratch motherfucka and it can't be fixed by Gold Bond
I act like I'm so strong but I don't even have dope songs
And oh yeah, I really need a nose job."
And so on and so on
What I'm saying is I can flip that style too
And I can use props in every battle I do
But then I'd just be a fucking gimmick like you
{Soul Khan wins the battle but they decide to do a promo OT}

[OT: Aspire]
You looked really tough on camera
Saying, "I'm coming up to Canada to ruin your life."
But World War II already taught us how well the Jewish can fight
I got you caught in a Nazi stronghold
Time for the HOLLA-caust jokes
See I asked him if he knew 36 Chambers and when he answered he cried
He said, "Isn't that the place in Germany where my grandparents died?"
When I was back in NY I got the savagest brains
From your dame and when she left man her ass was in pain
Hell, she even ended up tied up in shackles and chains
But she's Jewish so shouldn't she be used to getting slammed in a train?
I'm just joking, cause honestly I think the Nazi's were wrong
But that won't stop me from showing up to Hanukkah dawg with a swastika on
To rip your Yamaka off for being another Jew from New York who's trying to take Iron Solomon's spot
But do you think he's good as Solomon? Obviously not
So listen, you can dick crack your little jokes or diss my Fedora asshole
But the only time you bring the fire is when you're lighting up Menorah candles

[OT: Soul Khan]
We got similar skin tones but you are not the same as me
You're the worst thing that white people created since slavery
You wasting my time there many things I'd rather do than battle you
Shit, before I have to hear another verse no one felt from this punk
I'd rather wrap tinfoil around my hands and punch myself in the junk
Before I have to see more of your spastic movements and rodent face
I'd rather spread Mo'nique's ass and motorboat the open space
I bet you know all the words to Friends Forever by Zack Attack
I bet you could win this if battle rap were hacky sack
I suggest you play the diplomat cause if you lift yo' fist to scrap
Motherfucker it's over I could kill you with a wiffle bat
See an aspiration is just a hope and a wish
That's why I get shit done while no one knows you exist
You emotional bitch, cut up both of your wrists
You the tumor of Vancouver something no one will miss
There ain't a motherfucker in here that I can't beat
So next time I say your name stay in yo' goddamn seats
That's all
Thank you