[Round 1: Sketch Menace]
Now there's a lot of ladies out here today but still I think the numbers could be higher
Well I guess that's what we get for letting Chedda take his shirt on the flier

[Nebula]
Chedda your face is full of cataclysms
I'm a skinny guy due to a high metabolism
But this guy's diet plan was highly lacked nutrition
Cause you got the body type of a dying cancer victim

[Sketch Menace]
It looks like your face is covered in bee stings, all bleeding and scarred
You're about to catch a beating, you rock a set of g-strings for arms

{Nebula chokes for 25 seconds}

[Sketch Menace]
And both of y'all are pathetic but I'd say it's clear which one's the better rapper
What are you doing teaming with an Asian for? We all know Cheese goes best with crackers

[Nebula]
See Chedda you already know that you can barely could rap
I'm airing you out and I'm baring the facts
You're apparently arrogant you inherited that
You need to admit your gimmick and image is making you known as a parody act
[Sketch Menace]
So I wanna know, how many people here came solely for Ubiquitous?
I hope you know now when it comes to your name in this battle league that no one really gives a shit
See everyone knows you suck I've heard him openly admit the shit
If battle rap was weed you both would be the Snicklefritz

[Nebula]
And Ubiquitous, what was up with that last battle? It was awful and a disgrace
You tried to think outside of the box and it just looked awkward and out of place

[Sketch Menace]
See when he battled Fredo, he was standing like this
With his hands on his hips
And rapping like an angry dad that was getting mad at his kids

[Nebula]
See that battle was shit, he tried to be more creative than he actually is
And the saddest thing is, well after that I let him get on a track with us back at my crib
But your verse sucked it was terrible and embarrassing buddy
Your overall worth as a rapper is apparently nothing
It took you two days to write those wack bars and you barely could touch me
You left that track scarred like a heroin junkie

[Sketch Menace]
Whoa, whoa! Let me switch the tone a little
See Chedda's mom is a big lady, she doesn't do much moving around
Now I ain't never met her but I'm damn sure she needs to start losing some pounds
Well cause we all know Chedda Cheese is produced from a cow
[Nebula]
Fuck yeah she's a fatty and plus the bitch is sleazy
Your mom's pussy is like the strip club, people call it The Big Easy

[Round 1: Ubiquitous]
Yo, your lines fucking suck and you know it
You guys lines are like the stamps on our arms, complete and udder bullshit

[Chedda Cheese]
Yeah I took my shirt off on the flier but your picture was awkward too
He's like, "Yeah I love standing next to a topless dude."

[Ubiquitous]
And you're not a Voltron gangster, you're like Voltron Klingon
I-your shirt is like-I took your shirt, I fisted it like-

[Chedda Cheese]
Yeah I'm a skinny guy probably not in the best shape
But you should do like my metabolism and drop some dead weight

[Ubiquitous]
And I've been trying to battle them both but they're too chicken, ducking me like I'm unknown
So now I get to kill two birds with one stone

[Chedda Cheese]
So if you thought you had some fame you're only tripping off his star dust
Not a dollar to your name now even just a couple Starbucks
And just cause you're a Nebula you think that you're a star but
This Nebula could punch me and I still wouldn't be star struck
[Ubiquitous]
And how are you the worst but claim you're top in all the city?
They gave you HFK and F.L.O. who you robbed along with Tricky
And now you get a title shot, that's awfully fucking fishy
Cause you sucking off the president like Monica Lewinsky
And you aren't a real rapper you ain't even got the basics
Jeff created you without him you would not have made it
See when I flow I got him thinking this my occupation
Watch a real artist kill a Sketch that G.O.D. created

[Chedda Cheese]
And I hate Nebula more than anyone will ever know
So much that I'ma travel back in time to when they settled Rome
Formula the best approach and come up with a clever hoax
To make sure no astronomers will ever build a telescope
And your girlfriends have a secret that'll probably seem tragic
Let's just say I wasn't hungry but we made a Cheese sandwich

[Ubiquitous]
And we took a trip to Oakland with this douche and as far as the battles go
We should've called it The Sketch Loves California Rapper's Show
Telling everyone

[Chedda Cheese]
I'm a big fan of your rappity rapper flow

[Ubiquitous]
The way you were dick riding the West your name should be Amber Rose
You got a real dumb name

[Chedda Cheese]
Passion fruit, you 'bout to go to go down easy

[Ubiquitous]
Apple juice, I'll send you off in a box

[Chedda Cheese]
Cans of food
You're not fat but you're chunky

[Both]
Campbell Soup

[Ubiquitous]
See me and Chedda go together like motion sensors at smoke detectors

[Chedda Cheese]
Snowy weather in cold Decembers

[Ubiquitous]
Goal defenders and open netters

[Chedda Cheese]
Souls and treasures

[Ubiquitous]
Bones and scepters

[Chedda Cheese]
Jokes and jesters

[Ubiquitous]
Bones and feathers

[Chedda Cheese]
Snow and leopards

[Ubiquitous]
Chrome and leathers

[Both]
Poet shows with no attenders

[Round 2: Nebula]
Now we were gonna talk about how his people have some of the littlest dicks
Let the cat out the bag on some stereotypical shit
Y'all know what Ubiquitous did?

[Sketch Menace]
Try and get you karate style with a swift upper kick?

[Nebula]
Nah, but when I mentioned the word "cat" he just started licking his lips

[Sketch Menace]
So if you want to arrive alive

[Nebula]
Don't ask this guy to drive

[Sketch Menace]
See he's actually got tiny eyes
But thanks to his heritage, shit this guy's bitter
When he goes shopping for glasses he'll even get them a size thicker
Just so it'll make his eye's bigger

[Nebula]
He even thinks he could be a famous rapper but it'll never happen in this lifetime
It crushed his dreams of Asians in the main stream when he found out Yelawolf was a white guy

[Sketch Menace]
See I kicked it with these guys once and it got bad I won't lie
I pulled out a joint while we kicked back and wrote rhymes
I offered a joint to Ubiquitous he started saying "No" waving his hands to both sides
With his shirt over his mouth like

[Nebula]
"That's gross guys."

[Sketch Menace]
I was like, "Man are you hopeless."
So I tried passing it to Chedda he was like

[Nebula]
"How do I hold it?"

[Sketch Menace]
Just pretend like you're handling your partner's little dangling scrotum

[Nebula]
See you guys are just a couple of fun sponges that never did anything in their past to mention
I bet back in school you both attended every class and never had detention
Well I'm about to put the class in [?] session
You got no street smarts and you lack direction
Their only bad intentions are the little half erections they get from stamp collections

[Sketch Menace]
And we ain't friends anymore bud! I fucking hate Ubiquitous
If I saw a dog attacking you, I wouldn't give a shit
But while the thing was biting you and ripping you to bits
I'd just think to myself, "Damn...karma really is a bitch."

[Nebula]
And when you battled Lexington you were getting fat and out of shape with a gut

[Sketch Menace]
Because of your weight you hated yourself it was blatant as fuck

[Nebula]
But since then you must've been working out, dropping pounds like every day of the month
But if he was fat and Chinese...

[Sketch Menace]
I guess that would've made him a chunk

[Nebula]
And Chedda, when you rap it leaves us feeling awkward and uneasy
You'll be all like, "I'm ripping this pitiful kid with syllables all the people will believe me
But when I start rapping like this you know that I sound like I'm nothing but Weezy
He thinks he's the big Cheese but you need to stop you're beneath me
I'll hit him with a bit of the rhythm and put him in a box and say 'Cheesy'!"

[Sketch Menace]
See you going up against us was the worst choice in the world
You're like Bart Simpson just a little boy with the voice of a girl

[Round 2: Ubiquitous]
Hey asshole you talk shit about the Asians?
That don't bother me neither
Cause to the female I'm the Chinese Justin Bieber
You girlfriend take one look at my dick and she went along either
Hey it'sa not my fault your girl caught the yellow fever

[Chedda Cheese]
Yo, and you calling me a little boy, I saw that coming from a mile away
No I'm not a little boy but beating you is Child's Play

[Ubiquitous]
And yes I lost weight cause I've been working out a lot
So don't make me do you like I did my belt and take you down a notch

[Chedda Cheese]
And no we don't smoke any weed but even though we've been afraid to
We still rolled up in this joint with some blunt (w)raps and blazed you

[Ubiquitous]
Sketch, you base your entire life around these battle raps and rhyme schemes
Like this one time when you came across a homicidal crime scene

[Chedda Cheese]
When everyone else was gone Sketch stuck around and lolligagged
Made sure nobody could hear him then he yelled out "body bag!"
Another time his girlfriend started choking on her dinner but meanwhile
Instead of performing the Heimlich he just screamed out

[Ubiquitous]
"Freestyle!"
And Neb's got a cranium like Rihanna

[Chedda Cheese]
Yeah exactly, that's what I said
He wanted a high five so I slapped him in his five head

[Ubiquitous]
And your crew's name is The Poets? Yes it is stupid
They're vets but I have never been impressed by their music
In retrospect you better check for Neb's execution
Cause I put an end to poets like the French Revolution

[Chedda Cheese]
So you won a couple battles but you'll still never drop an astounding verse

[Ubiquitous]
Yet you think you're at the top cause you're clueless to how it works

[Chedda Cheese]
Big headed and egotistical, acting so proud it hurts

[Ubiquitous]
Nebula is a fitting name cause you never been down to Earth
And when Nebula doesn't get his Milky Way he star(t)s to get blue

[Chedda Cheese]
If it's any constellation (consolation) the universe doesn't revolve around you

[Ubiquitous]
You can't tell that you're out of place

[CC] Your head is in outer space
[U] A pansy poet popping pills with a permanent pouty face
[CC] Without outlining your fate
[U] Your whole future just got erased
[CC] That's how you make an entire Sketch vanish without a trace

[Round 3: Sketch Menace]
See your name means to be everywhere at once
And you're teaming up with Chedda Cheese on some raping little infants shit
So you could say that the pedophile problem in North America could simply be labeled as "ubiquitous"
See you were off to the school yard wearing a smile all laughing and waving

[Nebula]
Secretly waited for the perfect chance to snatch him up, wrap him up and rape him

[Sketch Menace]
But then you spot Chedda Cheese, grab him, throw him in the back of your van and tape him

[Nebula]
But then he panics and peels off

[Sketch Menace]
And then he crashed cause he's Asian

[Nebula]
See Chedda you wanna be a dope act like Math, Dose and Solomon
But you can't bro you crack jokes, got no fans, hoes or following
No backbone, you're flat broke and your rap flows need polishing
Chedda Cheese you make me fucking sick

[Sketch Menace]
Lactose intolerant!

[Nebula]
And you're so white and pale you look unhealthy and need sunshine
You're so skinny I bet you hate food and get grumpy when it's lunchtime
You smell funky like a muff dive, you're ugly and you're tongue tied
And with acne like that your face is more bumpy than a bus ride

[Sketch Menace]
See Paul here is in medical school and he gets harassed by his estranged father
He yells and tells him to train harder
So for Paul Hung and Shea Rogers
Well they don't need an excuse to get naked and play doctor

[Nebula]
But fuck you and Chedda's games of doctor/patient

[Sketch Menace]
You're not qualified for shit, you need a change of occupation
So I'll pull out the scalpel and put the blade to this cocky Asian
And start pulling out your insides like I was playing a game of Operation

[Nebula]
But wait, what the fuck does Chedda do for a living?

[Sketch Menace]
Well remember he's the DJ at the strip club so he should be a player, know how to get the ladies naked and break rappers
Like Snoop Dogg or Too $hort would be people he'd take after

[Nebula]
But he does none of those things, he doesn't get brain, laid or date dancers

[Sketch Menace]
I know I asked him if he was gay and he wouldn't even give me a straight answer

[Nebula]
See you two kids are just a couple of fans of me
You don't know what it's like to have a bitch on her hands and knees
You probably never brought a broad back to your bachelor suite
Smashed it and had her scream
You've never had a shorty's ass to squeeze let alone get past her jeans
You live at home with your parents Chedda, there ain't no Mac(k) in Cheese

[Sketch Menace]
And you're the lamest dude I ever met I knew it from the second that you stepped into the cipher
Always acting like you're on a level higher
Just cause you've never drinked and high and you're never medicated either

[Nebula]
So he's the sober guy that's Asian

[Sketch Menace]
So we'd even hesitate to be our designated driver
But thanks to Chedda's face shit this guy is never bored
He's into some kind of tai chi fetish porn
So to Ubiquitous your face is one giant metaphor for a Chinese checker board

[Nebula]
And you may have some swagger to ya but behind the rhythm your shit is simple
This little bitch looks sick and brittle and with a face like that he really puts the "pimp" in "pimple"

[Round 3: Chedda Cheese]
Yeah we live with our parents so what? I don't care that it bugs you
It's apparent you're just jealous cause your parents don't love you

[Ubiquitous]
And yeah I'm becoming a doctor cause that's where all the cash is at
So let me drop some knowledge in the context of a battle rap
Your sister let me film her bending backwards like an acrobat
Until we made the lens fog up like a cataract

[Chedda Cheese]
And you can make fun of my job but I don't care to intervene
Cause if it wasn't for strippers you would've never met Mary and Kristine

[Kristine]
We're fighting after this

[Chedda Cheese]
Now we might be some back packer, wack, backwards ass crackers
But compared to you we sound like a couple of Smack rappers

[U] So we 'bout to the let the
[C] Lead pop
[U] Knock you out your
[C] Dress socks
[U] Check, cock
[C] Get dropped
[U] Red dot
[C] Head shot

[Ubiquitous]
They're a couple of bass heads I had these two mistaken for ravers
You could say that their brains are recuperating from failure
Type of stoners who just love hallucinating on vapors like

[Chedda Cheese]
Duuuude, I'm communicating with nature

[Ubiquitous]
The type of paranoid hippies who would come up with conspicuous plans and say

[Chedda Cheese]
The government is listening man
Wow, you got some creepy ass facial hair that you think is un-achievable
Like, "Uh my perm stash is so unbelievable."

[Ubiquitous]
And these two are so low on cash it's a crisis
Drop a loony and watch them hov' around the dollar like gas station prices

[Chedda Cheese]
But me? I'm tighter than emo jeans on Cee-Lo Green
You looking at both of us wondering how we can be so mean

[Ubiquitous]
You never gon' reach those speeds cause you rap at a sluggish pace
If you were a Word document, you would be double spaced

[Chedda Cheese]
Yes your rap is lethargic and all your tracks have been garbage
So although your name is Sketch you're not an actual artist
You live under a rock, you're slightly fat and retarded

[Ubiquitous]
And you talk like this

[Chedda Cheese]
You're Patrick The Starfish

[Ubiquitous]
And when it comes to Spongebob references it's easy to see we got 'em
Cause your girlfriend's the one with Krusty Krabs in her bikini bottom

[Chedda Cheese]
So step and you'll get wrecked
I said it and yes Sketch is known for referencing his city to get some respect, yet
To instead rep the American flag is your best bet
Cause you're really a white

[U] Trash
[C] Blue
[U] Collar
[C] Red
[U] Neck

[Chedda Cheese]
And you know that we're bringing the

[U] Chemistry
[C] Every
[U] Line
[C] Building a
[U] Legacy
[C] Together and
[U] Shine
[C] But it be permanent
[U] Winning the tournament
[C] Is really a matter of
[U] TIME!


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