[Round 1: Charron]
Ayo, y'all don't know what I'm gonna do when I start spitting
Why the fuck am I battling a cracked out Marge Simpson?
Ayo, he could talk about Big L and think his rap is tough
And then he listed some songs like, "Man that's rough."
But this is the Danger Zone
And this cat is up, you're not the MVP, you can't Put It On cause you're not Platinum Plus
This is what happens I straight up know
Big L is a legend, this is what happened this crazy flow I should break your bones
It's like this guy is repping 139 and Lennox when he face Charron
Cause I put him in the Danger Zone
Yo, this is how it go when I rap for all
I'm on the microphone and I [?] tall
You do your lyrics shit but I the all
Big L and Charron too advanced for y'all
Watch how I'm going and my rappers I spit well
You thinking you dope, you got the no red hair but I put the Devil in Hell
So you could talk about Lamont Coleman that shit's swell
But just bringing that up gives you the Big L
And this rapper legit I'm fucking smacking this bitch
Man your writtens are wack when you spit
You gave me tissue but your lyrics I could wipe my ass with that shit
I'm producing it true
During your round I jerked off into that so my cum was on you
See we could've won the 2 on 2 Grand Prix but he didn't wanna
So do you FeelGood about the five G's that it cost ya?
Are life is like a That 70's Show season with drama
And this is the episode where Eric Foreman finally beats the shit out of Donna
I'm about to snap any second for this chain of aggression
And use my hand as my weapons like Alexander Ovechkin
But if you brandish a weapon I'll grab it and slash you with random aggression
Like I'm button mashing in Tekken
Until I have him dead in 2012 like the Mayan calendar ending
If I bang ya bitch even when I die she'll be asking for seconds
When she opens up the casket I'm getting head in the box like I'm Brad Pitt in Seven
You told me your deepest secret and it's sad and pathetic
You haven't been laid since 2007
And that's the reason why you need to buy pills to help you battle depression
See you have an obsession with jacking off and imagine the vag' that you're shredding
If your sex life was made into a movie they'd sell it in the Fantasy section
I know this intensity's random and everyone in Calgary's asking the question
Like, "Why is Michael Cera so fucking mad at the dad from The Jetsons"
You stare at Feel Good with a massive erection
And get so lost in his eyes...you have to ask for directions
You think you can beat me in this battling session well you can't P/pee
So you're in/urine trouble like a bladder infection
Your loss to Sketch was turned promo for complaining and bitching
If I'm a loser, last thing I'ma do is blame the division
You got Hollohan to switch the verdict cause you're certain on the tape it'll be different
He's like Tim Tebow the way he goes asking G.O.D. if he can change a decision
See all you have achieved is the most losses in the league
And getting bodied since the 10th grade
Cornered by a king so now I walk in for the check mate
Rich, Sketch, Mischief now I'm calling this your death date
You've been raped so many times you got a scholarship to Penn State
It never felt great
More people have heard you yell "rape" than Neckbone's cellmates
So add another L to his record, I'm someone he never could outsmart
You're orange and die every time you're on camera, like Kenny from South Park
The day I lose to this dude who's more weak and nerdy
Is the day you admit I wrote half your shit for Soul Khan and you reimburse me
I don't believe in mercy
When I watch this rape back on tape you'll be feeling dirty
Like when the priest or clergy sees a jersey of Theo Fleury
Ayo, and during battles you just talk talk talk, all of the time
Yapping while y'all are rapping interrupting all of your lines
Yesterday I swear he was crying as he fucking came out like [?]
Like, "Oh my God I think someone just got shot outside."
So right now, I'ma end this off
Half the people here still think you're a battle fan
And half the people here think I'm the fucking camera man
Listen bro there ain't no you killing me
You a Tricky P you not an ill MC
I do this with imagery and symmetry
The way I spit it off the dome you ain't ripping me
See, half of this round was fucking freestyle
Let's see that done by this bitch MC
You couldn't spit from the top of the dome if you loogied off The Distillery
[Round 2: Charron]
Ayo, he brought up Milhouse and The Simpsons so I'll murk this ginger
Cause you know I can rebuttal about the Simpsons cause my verse is sicker
What happens to your dick when you fuck his dirty sister
Is like ranking Homer's bosses, it Burns to Smithers
See I can go with freestyles with Simpsons that shit nice
Your girl got tapped last night it looked like my back was sliced by an Exacto knife
I made her suck my big dick and then she passed out right
She was like, Ned Flanders, she passed out from the foot long, that shit's right
But I'ma keep going cause this is how I do and I'm rare true
Your girl blew/blue head like a Marge Simpson hairdo
Hey listen, you know I'm honestly amazing, when I drop it it'll graces
What the fuck is this guy even wanna even call me up a racist?
I hate you, Pingu, you talking like a faggot
I ain't Pingu I got your girlfriend walking like a penguin
And what was that? Anakin
Wow, Star Wars, you got a sharp rhyme
But listen your girlfriend's pussy so loose and I got a smart mind
So you know I'm just like The Force the way I turn to the dark side
And listen, if you wanna talk about Star Wars, Anakin you have the gayest nights
You and FeelGood buy glow in the dark condoms and have light saber fights
See your compliment battle makes me wonder
You're such a nice guy you're a straight up sucker
If you walked in as I raped your mother
You'd make me pancakes for supper with chocolate chips spelling out "Hope you date each other"
You rap to the beat in your head as I bang and thrust her
Like, "I'm kinda happy you didn't wear a rubber
Or anal fuck her cause with the looks of this crazy youngster and my amazing mother
He's guaranteed to make me a beautiful baby brother."
See this battle reminds me of DNA versus Dizaster a lot
Cause you've been dissing Calgary behind their backs so people would react in The Dot
Against Whatevski you said, "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer", like that shit was hot
I dare you right now to say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer"
Man up and talk
Say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer."
[Tricky P]
I never said that

[Charron]
No, don't switch that crap up on the spot
Say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer", that's what I thought
Listen Tricky...PG-13
You sister is honestly scum, she's as raunchy as they come
She's so grimy that every guy that eats her out put a condom on their tongue
If Tricky spat that line here's how that would sound like
"Da na na nah na na na nah
Got your girl sipping ginger beer on my tour bus
Said she had a ginger fetish for the past four months
So I said it sounds like you got yourself an Orange Crush."
And stop texting me gay shit when you're drunk
It gets so repetitive I never wanna be getting lemony beverages
And checking Ellen Degeneres
He, gets so obsessive when he's sending me messages
It's like, "Forget your sexual preferences, let's have a friendship with benefits."
See when my hair goes gray I'll be like, "Dang, I ain't 20 anymore."
When your hair goes gray you'll be like, "Yay, it's better than before."
You're the most oblivious person I know
Like bro there's a problem
When your little sister told you she got Knocked Up, you said, "Seth Rogan is awesome."
See Trick's you're my boy so how do I go abouts telling a friend
That he hasn't been relevant since 2010
Stop phoning me for rhymes I got nothing to lend
Call me noon on April Fool's Day I'm making Trick's come to an end
See he's turning a few grooves like he's learning some new moves
You're a singing ginger the term faggot perfectly suits you
If you've ever been trolled online it's finally time to burst out like, "whoo whoo!"
Cause now there's finally a video of Rick Roll being murdered on Youtube
Listen Tricky, you're not interesting you're really just a wack MC
Since that rapper isn't here I'm showing you no Apathy
Why do they say you're showing constant improvement when you're constantly losing?
If Apathy was here he'd be honestly booing
And him and Celph Titled would tell you to Stop What Ya Doin'
If you didn't get that line then it's time to get put on to their music
Right now you're getting slain til you got a contusion
And in the Grand Prix you'll catch another beat down like the Chris Brown Rihanna reunion
[Round 3: Charron]
Give me back my fucking water bottle dip shit
Yeah that's right you saw him spilling his shit like it's mad light
Bro you just got me wet but that's karma for what I did to your sister last night?
Cause you guessed it, it's more, yeah she's an Exorcist whore
And he did some weird shit during that round I wouldn't have any of it gore
You swallowed a red pill, like every bitch who's had sex with you before
Seriously though, Calgary I'm gonna need some crowd participation for this
I'm just gonna do a little snap
Yeah, Uno Lavoz baby
Y'all used to think Tricky P was the greatest
The more you sing in them battles the less we singing your praises
Tricky P gets it shaking like this dude was in Glee
This is rap bitch a High School Musical 3
Yes you have conviction but your writtens just ain't hitting
So there's shit you be spitting man it really is a gimmick
All you do is sing a lot just write your raps an honor
If you wanna be the king of pop I'm Michael Jackson's doctor
Thanks to all the guys who just snap
But don't you find that it's wack that Tricky hears that same beat in his head every time that he raps?
Cause Tricky gets so jittery when dropping a flow
And then he looks both ways like he's crossing the road
He vibrates, he gyrates
He tries to take off and this guy just shakes lots like he's Michael J. Fox
I'm like a ninja, you know I'm like a ninja
If you black don't get mad cause all I said was "ninja"
I'm silent when I hit ya, my mind is fucked like Hitler
I wish he'd saved the Jews and instead he killed the gingers
The instrumental that you hear has fucking got the swag of noodle soup
You're such a faggot that the beat inside your head was probably made in Fruity Loops
Stop singing them songs Tricky Minaj
That shit is mad awkward, just spit your raps proper
If I wanted to hear a shitty singer in this city I'd go to Nickleback concert
Check yo' purpose yes your worth is
Try to do a battle and remember verses
When I'm in a Grand Prix bet you're nervous
I'ma take a trick out like an escort service
He chokes in half his battles and it seems so upsetting
Cause he can't remember he keeps on forgetting
He's thinking he's thinking we see that he empty
So Tricky I'm thinking the "P" stands for "Pesci"
In accapella's you ride beats, your seems set in stone
That high speed metronome is a substitute for substance just like cheap methadone
Facing me you're scared, I'll have this guy reach Heaven slow
Till this Trick is just an Angel in the air like a Mind Freak episode
See you pretend that you're nice but stop acting like it's true
How come when I got rushed last year you let me get my ass kicked by those dudes?
You were the one mouthing off after you had a couple brews
And they stomped my chest, this coward left til my abdomen was [?]
People think of Tricky P like, "That's the nicest dude."
But even Drake in Degrassi High is more of a stand up guy than you
And his freestyle at the end, bro that was stupid
If you wanna actually freestyle bitch...
Yo, shut up
What was that girl saying man?
We should get Too Tall to be kicking you out
I mean, stop talking bitch or I'll get someone to stick a dick in your mouth
I mean really, we're trying to have a fucking rap battle
Yeah I'm gonna diss this fat chick
You've had so many coat hangers inside of you your pussy looks like a winter jacket
Listen, that is how you freestyle you shouldn't be talking anymore
If you do that I'll get fucking Too Tall to Uncle Phil toss you out the door
So listen, you can do your freestyle at the end and come up with great shit
But you just doing this way back since grade six
I come with amaze flips you can never go take this
I got him laughing and I know that you hate this
Cause you know that I drop rhymes, yeah I got a raw mind
That fucking dance we did was the most pause worthy shit of all time
Yo, well after this I'm sorry for dissing fat chicks, I'm not really an asshole
This is one of my best boys and we'll still be friends after this battle
Let's go