[Round 1: Charron]
Wacky Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
Bringing up Family Guy, this motherfucker is mad wack
Plus you suck on dad's sack and let him pump up your ass crack
Quicker than Family Guy cuts to a flashback
Like you bringing up Family Guy, I'll rip you dude
Cause listen, when I come out your sister's room
It's like Quagmire, giggity giggity giggity goo
And you're bringing up Canadian Pie, this motherfucker is mad wack
I'm the reason your sister has a tramp stamp that says "This One Time At Band Camp..."
Asian surnames aren't realistically long
The most popular Chinese name is Chang, correct me if you think that it's Wong
Remember at Mob, the skeeze with the house that let you sleep on her couch?
She asked you to give it to her doggy style, you started eating her out
See you're just a lame and my verdict is pain
Never heard of ya until Diz' murdered ya and burnt your remains
Since a loss purchased your fame I respect the worth of your name
As much as Don't Flop respects a referee in the England and Germany game
I saw your sister at the park, scarfing down pets
So I removed her rice made parka and dress
Told her not to resist when she starts to get sex
Cause my dick is like a Chinese finger trap
The more you struggle the harder it gets
Believe me, everyone here is aware of your size
When your girl asks for eight inches you fuck her four times
This is for every time you wouldn't sell me cigarettes
This is for causing my favorite kitten's death
This is for killing my WarCraft buddies on the internet
I thought you shot yourself in the face after Virginia Tech
If you travel to the Maritimes, you won't get a piece of ass
But it's the only time you'll hear Canadian women scream for Class
Your dad doesn't follow the Chinese traditions they perform
Cause they dispose of bitches before the day that they're born
Plus your dick's such a shriveled shapen form
You're the reason that the Japanese pixelate their porn
C'mon A-Class just admit that it's short
This motherfucker masturbates through the slits in a fork
No bitch will ever fuck you, learn a new hobby
That Baltimore Orioles shirt is the only bird you've ever had on your body
[Round 2: Charron]
You brought up Eminem well I don't think that you're honest
You're so gay, your mom found you when she was cleaning out your closet
He lost to Eleagle, who's seen in pictures grabbing his friend's D
Then on WorldStar he lost to another gay known battle MC
He said he had Vaseline and told your asshole to get ready
It seems you keep losing to faggots
I'd advise you not to battle Loe Pesci
You vers' Dizaster, looked like spousal abuse with alcohol in the mix
Cause Dizaster took his anger from Jin out on this bitch
Yo, Diz' addressed his beef with Jin and then he said he'd leave him shattered
Jin accepted for December but they never seen him after
Shit was rendered for decedents and eventually this rapper
So basically you're just a recipe for Dizaster
Someone's told you you're a piece of shit for so long you think you deserve it
Dorsal [?] knows in groups your view is just worthless
You spend months producing your verses then Dizaster told you two minutes is perfect
You didn't move or disperse it
Cause you've been predisposed to feel inferior as a human in person
You're such a quiet motherfucker, you need obvious help
If you developed multiple schizoid traits you'd be too afraid to talk to yourself
Your career is based off of three MC's that are passionately repping
Asians stick together so you're capturing attention
Jin's the curriculum, Dumb's the required material, Tantrum's the man handling the lesson
Cause without those three necessities, Class wouldn't be in session
You ran up to The Saurus and NoCan' at Scribble, trying to go at vets
Using wack writtens to diss 'em when you should've shown respect
See that night you proved your name, you're a class below the rest
For trying to diss the teachers that fucking wrote the test
So fuck you and your third rate skill
One punch will have the Class ducking for cover like a motherfucking earthquake drill
So make unoriginal jokes about me being a youth that is racist
But this whole round I didn't make a joke about you being Asian
...ya fucking rice-sniffer!
[Round 3: Charron]
It's funny how he choked at the end so I guess rapping's for fun
Don't you find it pretty ironic that a cat's got his tongue?
Yo, I work at Roger's Video, but now we're finally poor
'Cause he keeps selling Asian bootlegs outside of our store
If you want The Bourne Identity or The Bourne Supremacy, and there's none to rent from me
He'll sell you the Asian bootleg, The Bourne Identically
From the way I look I'm perceived as a nerd by a rap crowd
But in high school I was the sole recipient for "class clown"
So fuck a Class
Teachers got hit with batteries, spitballs, freaking from my ADD
Pissed on late slips, kicked holes in walls to teachers with the same degree
The judges, they are grading us are teachers to us basically
So it's easy for me to make a Class seem dreadful to the people that are grading me
I know it's not your fault, but it's honestly obscene
Every time you play Duck Hunter you aim for the dog at the bottom of the screen
Before this battle, he said he's my father, that's an honest insight
Cause your wifey's Asian and we all know two Wongs don't make a white
Your father told you having a white wifey is nonsense
"Aaron you know you can't scoop vanilla ice cream with chopsticks."
Yo, you claimed you're a mama's boy in your first interview
She loves you more than anything in the world, are you sure that it's true?
Cause China's got a billion citizens that live there permanent too
So when your mother says you're one in a million, there's a thousand people in your country she prefers more than you
You couldn't even cop brains from playground sluts
The only way you'll get head is if sit beside a white guy on the Greyhound bus
I'm hungry for this battle cause I lost and want my buzz back
You're hungry for this battle cause you heard that I'm a "young cat"
If you're watching this on YouTube, I hope you LOL, laugh out loud
And the pissed-off Asians can ROR, raugh out roud
He produces all my clothes, doesn't usually drive slow
Does Judo and Tae Bo
You look like Psycho
Yo yo-yo string could be used as your blindfold
You're so good at being Asian you can do it with your eyes closed
I live in Orleans with my parents for free
My dad's a mechanic who brings home the bacon and cheese
I just got robbed by Arcane as you can blatantly see
Feel free to walk a mile in my shoes, you made them for me