[Intro]

[DizastEurgh]
Yo, what's good? It's Eurgh from Don't Flop. You know I'm that fucking damn dude. {Jeering from the crowd} Hold on. Hold on. You know it's Eurgh. {Crowd starts chanting DisasterEurgh} You already know bruv. It's Eurgh, I'm that fucking damn dude. Shouts out to gay ass Sonny Bamboo and my faggot mum and dad too. Let's go bruv

[Sketch Menace]
Yo I was suppose to battle Eurgh but he was scuuuuured. Sketch Menace. Money Gang let's go

[Round 1: Sketch Menace]
So Eurgh took a shot back, I never thought I'd see the day
When he'd get on stage in a fit of rage and disrespect the league that built his name
But I got no beef with Eurgh, I just think that it's insane
That someone from King Of The Dot hasn't already spit in your...oh wait
Anyway!
Cause I could give a fuck about these powder puffs that utter my name
Cause when you this good it's like the Power Glove, the shit just comes with the game
So when he cease fires it expires, see these ties have broken
I'll fee fi and foe him, it ain't Mr. Bean I'm exposing when I retire Rowan
So to those mark ass critics, this that sharp transition
From slipping slightly to reigniting that spark that's within
So now the fans to the bar staff can all stand witness
To the return of the hit man cause now the heart's back in it
Cause if you've forgotten what I do to enemies you losing memory
Got more bodies strung together than the Human Centipede and you the center piece
Cause you've been gloating trying to talk trash from the moment we got contracts
He got the confidence of 100 Bulletz when he's posted up in Talkback
Cause there's cats from the PG's to GZ that you barely out rhyming
Like remember Blackout 5 when you had your hands out crying?
Begging for reaction look like the fucking Paramount lion
Plus with metaphors, double meanings, who is fronting?
This dude is fucking stupid cunning
You're a master at putting together two and--nothing
See how you gonna act like you not from a rich family that over coddled it's toddlers?
In your last battle, you shouted out your fucking mom and the sponsors
So now he's not showing over layovers, sounds like a pathetic excuse
Just some spoiled kid that throws a fit and locks himself in his room
So now he hiding up in King's Landing where he residing with his rich family
Wishing Diz' would take that spit back like the kid from Big Daddy
With a soother insecurity blanket to go with all the bitch acting
Hey Eur', how many words you have for us now?
Yeah, EXACTLY
[Round 1: DizastEurgh]
Ayo, I love Toronto bruv
Because the summer is the greatest weather bruv
And I just want you to know
That today, even though you gonna say whatever
It don't matter cause I'm 'bout to spit it darker than ever bruv
I am such a faggot
And I don't care what you say cause you already know that you gon' die
No matter what you say here you already know that I'm a star in my own eyes bruv
So don't talk shit cause you already know I'ma shoot ya
Cause you know I got the Ruger from Cruger
So don't try to be wise kid cause I'll beat you cause you're the white kid
I'm from Don't Flop where we say "Don't flop" all day but that's exactly what I did
I'm Eurgh, a paranoid little faggot
Bugs start crawling inside my skin
When Organik told me that battle with Dizaster was the same night as him
I told him "No bruv. Fuck it, I'm not flying in bruv."
I ain't gonna do it, I ain't gonna do it
Cause I ain't got no sex life
Listen to me bruv, check it out, I need a direct flight
Ayo, how the fuck you gonna diss me?
You got a division in Calgary but what you know about starting a division in Mississippi?
I'll battle rap ya bruv and when I rap ya bruv, I got a fucking battle in Alaska bruv
Time bruv
I'm a faggot bruv!
[Round 2: Sketch Menace]
You're so self diluted, you didn't notice Daylyt when he was walking out
You're so self diluted, you don't know where and when you need to watch your mouth
You're so self diluted you don't realize where you are and how
Half the people you've been talking down in this Toronto crowd
That are watching now and wanna knock you out
Like you think anyone would get mad if I punched this dude?
If I gave him a hook he'd get a big hand like Buster Bluth
But don't get too down about it, here's a positive twist
You and Meek Mill can always start up a clique
You both learned everything you know from watching The Six
And can't get around in the city now without watching their six
Because you got more people after ya in Canada than Steven Harper
Cause with every photo he's uploading his ego's growing even larger
Puts on some ugly ass bucket hat before he goes to greet his barber
Then takes more selfies from the web than Peter Parker
It's one of the most self diluted people that we have on Earth
Ego size of planet Eur'
And since I know you hate the "Eur'" wordplay, you can imagine how I was distEured
When I saw you made your TwittEur' twitter
You're a twit Eurg
Plus you got some questionable shit up in those metaphors
Like the Sybian machine, Jenna Haze, what are you acting so desperate for?
You wanna know how I know that you never score?
You reference porn
So now, even though he loses money, he gets a group of buddies
To throw events in the states in hopes to mack on girls touring
Cause that's the only place where his fucking accent works for him
And the only thing that I can think of for a Philly reference
Is Daylyt and how he quickly left it
Shit, before he hit the exit he got more Twitter mentions than the event did
At least when Daylyt overshadows our events he's in attendance
Because I heard there was a three hour break at your last event
Shit was an utter shame
Almost brings a whole new meaning to that slogan in a subtle way
Cause while you're up on stage
Your fans are going, "Man. We have been at Don't Flop all fucking day."
[Round 2: DizastEurgh]
I'm gonna flip it bruv
I knew you were going try to say something about Dizaster
I guess things haven't been the same ever since I started a division out in Alaska
Do you know how hard it is to kick a rhyme and flow in Idaho?
Do you know how hard it is rhyme a verse in this faggot ass Hawaiian shirt?
I don't know what I do, I feel like I'm lost
So I'm 'bout to come with a couple of flips so I can get it across
You already know what I'm gonna do when I come in with the anagum and hit you with the bamaluv
I could do battles everywhere
I'm a pussy that won't come to Toronto but I go everywhere on the planet including Amsterdam
Ayo check it, you already know, me and Cruger be in the room fucking the long way
He be hitting me from the back and I say "Don't stop" all day
Yo, what's going on bruv, you don't like my shoes?
That's because you already know my shoes is better than youse
That's a flip bruv, that's a flip bruv, that's a flip bruv
Watch how quick I'm spitting it
It's kinda hard to rhyme with this fucking fuzzy fur ball on my face
Ayo, you already know I got the big beard like a rookie
I'm comfortable like this cause my face looks like Dumbfoundead's mother's pussy
I am literally the worst person alive
Do you know why I got bars bruv?
Cause I left Daylyt locked up
You get it right? Bars bruv, locked up, I'm a fucking genius bruv
Ayo, you're fucking wack, I'll hit your ass with the fucking--twap
You already know that I'm a pussy you can tell by this bucket hat
You already know, fuck you bruv, my division's better

[Round 3: Sketch Menace]
Speaking of England
I hit Eur's bitch up when I was stopping over last
She was apprehensive, mad defensive 'til I offered up some cash
You would think she had a mullet the way I got her in the sack
The way it was all business up front 'til she let me party in the back
But I won't roast him for no showing, it's a move made that I get
Because we gaining views paying respect while you still chasing your ends
So you think I'm mad about having to come and kick it for a few days with some friends?
But I tell you what
I don't feel bad about all the times I bootlegged your events
But let's address the beef, let's address the beef
Because to me the whole thing is like a parental dispute between a mom and a pops
See it's simple
Organik's the dad that's trying to keep it calm and be civil
While Eur's that crazy bitch, pandering, slandering, King Of The Dot to his people
While the whole time poor little Charron is caught in the middle
See when you attempted to divide the fans in some pathetic spineless plan
For them to get behind your brand, is one special type of sad
Shit I saw you even convince Cruger to take some petty mindless jabs
You're reminding me of Gambit the way you weaponize your staff
Cause it weren't for the people around you, you wouldn't be on this journey
Employee's holding up dead weight like Weekend At Bernies
Cause I'm betting behind the scenes at Don't Flop, efficiency lacks
So I got some advice for Cruger, Liam and Bam' if you're in need of some cash
The second you impeach this little brat
Then the three remaining people on staff
Can stop wasting half their time cleaning up the mess that he leaves in his path
Because there's no telling how many bridges he has set afire over the years that you've been pres'
So the second that you stepped on stage and showed this league that disrespect
All I could help to think was, "Oh how quickly we forget."
Like World Dom' 1
We invited you out to the biggest event you little faggots had seen
And within a matter of weeks they're going back overseas
Sunk your tooth into our blueprint and fucking latched to our scene
Shit we put Soul on now he's the champ of your league
We even called Shotty first like the passenger seat
Cause the shit that he rambles off is contrived
Pathological lies
It's almost as if a snake was his astrological sign
Cause you based your whole inception off of what Canadian's perfected
You taking pages from our lessons while we came up in the trenches
He try to tell you any different, it's just blatant misdirection
Bitch we claimed our independence back in 1867
So I am done with this shit there is nothing to get
So until I get another contender, I got three words for you Eur'
Fuck off forever

[Round 3: DizastEURGH]
Alright, check it bruv
I came out here on a late flight
Seven trips, connecting flights and I'm repping it
I wanna say I'm sorry shorty he's right
And I wanna say thank you for all the years of making us relevant bruv
Thank you bruv
People care about us bruv because of you bruv
Because of you people care bruv
Do you know why Dizaster is the perfect person to hear and witness?
Cause he's the perfect person to watch me spit this
Why I'm ripping it wide and when I'm ripping, ayo I get into your bitches vagina
The same way I do when I'm in the ocean swimming in some saliva
I don't know what to do now, it's like I didn't take the trip
And I'm fucked up, it's a cold case
It's like I, as if I {spits in his hand and slaps himself} spit in my own face
Why am I doing this? I got spit in my face
It's really true, I'm comfortable rapping this way
You know what I'm saying? When I'm ripping that you know I'm gonna wreck trace
Mexicans got a wet back, but I got a wet face
You know it's a difference
Yo, nobody can fuck with me bruv
I created my own company bruv
But then I hit you up to tell you how to help me get to my company bruv
Yo, click, click, type, type, "Organik, how do I run PayPerView?
Organik, how do I organize events? How do I get more views?
How do I do this? How do I do that?
How do I do this and how do I do tricks?
How do I- you know what? Fuck it, next time I come there I'm gonna have you fuck my bitch
Cause I'm Eurgh
I'm sorry for what I did yeah
I put the whole event in a whirlwind
So next time I promise you bruv, I'm gonna let you fuck my girlfriend
I don't know what to do I'm choking
Ayo, it seems like my whole flow is starting to go sour
I'm thinking damn, if only I had Charron's powers
So I could come up with something that actually makes sense
You why I'm doing it, you know how I'm getting it in a round
I'm British, I'm a little bitch, watch me hit you with pounds
Ayo, that's it
Fuck Revi, he ain't gonna do nothing

[Reverend]
What you say? Say my name?

[DizastEURGH]
No, no, no c'mon bruv
{DizastEURGH hides behind Poison Pen}