[Verse 1]
Feelin' like a lollipop forgot in Pyongyang
Dancin' to the voodoo beats boom bam bam
Baby doll, remote control
Caravan love is all you know
Kickin' at the motherfuckers one by one

[Pre-Chorus]
You sell tickets to a funeral
Cause you need tickets to The Cramps

[Chorus]
A rock-'n'-roll band
A little whiskey
A candy apple
All you know you're dancing till you drop
When you're listening to Le Pop

[Verse 2]
Pick me up and drive me home
Crank, crank, crank, crank
Crank up the volume
Pull up the tights
To your wuthering heights
No means no, no means no
[Pre-Chorus]
You sell tickets to a funeral
Cause you need tickets to Katzenjammer

[Chorus]