South Park
Shelley, Shelley

One, two, one, two, three, four

When I saw her walking down the street
I thought she was
Shelley, Shelley!

Now that we're together
I'm absolutely sure that she's
Shelley, Shelley!

Move into my mom's house with me
Shelley Shelley!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
Shelley, Shelley!