Butters:
We're gonna navigate the American health care system
It's there for you and me

Secretary (Spoken):
Just fill out those forms

Butters:
We're gonna get better
And we're gonna be strong
And as healthy as can be

Doctor (Spoken):
I need to send you to Imaging

Butters:
Let's navigate the American health care system

Secretary (Spoken):
Just fill out these forms

Kylе (Spoken):
I just- I just filled 'em out at thе last place

Butters:
It's so much fun to be getting it done
Doctor (Spoken):
I can't sign this for insurance. His original doctor needs to sign this

Butters:
We go back to the doctor
To get that thing for insurance
Then go back to insurance...

*Silence*

Insurance worker (Spoken):
We need you to get a second opinion from a doctor who's in network

Kyle spoken:
Ugh

Butters:
We're navigating the American health care system
Now just watch us go
We're getting things done, taking care of our health...

Secretary (Spoken):
We need these filled out and then faxed to your insurance company

Butters:
We're filling out forms
And we're scanning those forms
And then we're emailing those forms
To get them back to insurance
*Silence*

Insurance worker (Spoken):
We need confirmation from a different specialist

Butters:
Let's go and navigate the American health care system
It's the best system of them all...

Kyle (Spoken):
No, we already talked to the insurance company. They were supposed to talk to you

And we go back to the doctor
We go back to the specialist
Who talks to the insurance company
That faxes the medical advisor
Who's on a boat in the Maldives

Medical advisor (Spoken):
No

Butters:
And we're going in one place
And we're getting out the other place
And we're back over here now
And I was just over there
And I'm getting confused and it's getting dark
(spoken)
And my mind is all different colors
And I think I'm lost

Butters:
Hey fellas, I think I'm lost in the American health care system. Fellas? Fellas?! Help!