[Verse 1: OR3O]
Come with me!
Take a walk!
No more eating people's chalk!
There’s a kingdom full
Of magic that awaits us!
You and I
May get beaten up and cry
And then eaten up and die
Given every living
Thing here hates us!
A heart
And a song's
All it takes to get along!
If it comes to blows
We'll do a little acting!
With my grace
And your horrifying face
We can make it through this
Field of Hopes and Dreams!

[Break (spoken): OR3O, Angi]
The sooner the better, everything
Sucks here
Maybe singing will help?
Ugh
[Verse 2: Angi, OR3O]
This is dumb
I feel lame
I might die from all this shame…
There’s a flutter-
In your heart?
More like my gizzard…
That sounds good
Like a healthy gizzard should!
Who's the bozo in the hood?
Looks a little like a fluffy wizard…

[Verse 3: Genuine]
Never fear!
Though I seem slightly odd
I'm on your team!
My name's Ralsei and I'm
Here to help you, Heroes!
And now us three must face our destiny
Especially the prophecy-
A team of Hopes and Dreams!

[Break (spoken): Angi, Genuine]
If we're heroes, shouldn't
We have weapons?
Oh. Well, let me see here
[Bridge: Genuine, OR3O, Angi, OR3O and Angi]
You can fight back
Beasts with this pencil!
Or fight a math test...
None will dare cross
Blades with this comb!
I'd rather die
I will use this scarf — it’s prehensile!
How do these get us home?

[Break (spoken): Genuine, Angi, OR3O]
Ooh, we should name our group!
How about the *bleep* squad?
Thats.. Not very advertiser friendly..

[Verse 4: Angi, Genuine, OR3O]
We oughta have a title that
Our enemies will fear
Like
“The Legendary Heroes’ Gang of Fun!”
I'd rather be The *bleep* Squad-
Hey! That swear word’s second tier!
Look, The Fun Gang's dumb
The *bleep* Squad stinks
And who cares what the bad guys think?
[Break (spoken): Nate (RE), Angi]
Ho ho ho! How about calling yourselves
The Bickering Clown Forks?
Who are you supposed to be?

[Verse 5: Nate (RE), Angi]
Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I'm the Bad Guy, that is me!
Smashing you into lots
Of splooshy blood!
Choose a part — make it mean! —
For my Thrash-Your-Butt machine!
This is gonna be a giant piece of crud
“Clowns” is kinda weak…
What should you be dubbed?
How about the Lancer Fan Club!
You don't get to vote

[Verse 6: Nate (RE), Genuine, Angi, OR3O, {Everyone}]
Now I’m part
Of a team!
This has always been my dream!
No hard feelings about all
That splooshy blood stuff~
None at all
But if I may have the gall
To request a very small favor
Could you all please
Write in “Fun Gang!”?
How ‘bout no?
Heck with that!
Cause the *bleep* Squad's where it's at!
Or, if swearing gets you
Punished, Lancer's Fan Club!
Write a name
Make it clear
(Censor out second tier)
Fold it up
Bring it here
I'll pick one..
{For our team of Hopes and Dreams!}