[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Wha'd'ya think of the show?
(sung)
The show, the show, the show

We don't know how the show is
But the intermission's great!
We're enthused!
We snoozed
We're confused
Opinions seem to differ
That is why we're in debate!
Here to stay!
Take it away
Can't say
The pros and cons are many
With ifs and buts galore! (Galore, galore)
We can't agree on whether
It's a beauty, or a bore!

We don't know how the show is
But the intermission's great!
A landmark in the theatre
We've never seen better!
Do you call this theatre?
To us it's a tomater!
Concerning the theatre
Our opinion doesn't matter
This drama pounds like a hammer!
This drahma needs an embalmer!
This dremma is a dilemma!
We're enthused!
We snoozed!
We're confused!
Here to stay!
Take it away!
Can't say!
It's swell
It's hell
Oh, well
It's swell, hell, well, swell

Opinions seem to differ
That is why we're in debate!
We don't know 'bout the show
But the intermission's great!
We snoozed! Enthused! Confused!