[Verse 1]
Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks on the manager's door
Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in the shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor
Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen
"Eat it and come back for more!"

[Verse 2]
Lady Window-Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew
Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
Knows how to flavour a stew
Never need to worry with a tin of Hurri Curri
"Poisoned especially for you!" (*laughter*)

[Chorus]
No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food, again?

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food, again?
[Verse 3]
Lady Yellow-Stamper with a fillet in the hamper
Dying to finish the course
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce
Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food
"Not even fit for a horse!"

[Instrumental Outro]