[Chorus]
Where is her Apple Brick?
This is the wrong one
This wire doesn't fit
Where have all the chargers gone?

[Verse 1]
It's only 11:30 and she's getting this alert-y
Of a 10 percent battery
'Cause this morning, she just chose to watch a bunch of videos
And it drains pretty rapidly

[Pre-Chorus]
Need to plug it in now
But someone stole the wire

[Chorus]
Where is her Thunderbolt?
She needs the newer one
This one is ten years old
Where have all the chargers gone?

[Verse 2]
I say I didn't take them, but she thinks I am mistaken
So she instigates a charger raid
There's two here in my drawer, in my bag there's seven more
And there's one here in the toilet
[Pre-Chorus]
I got this one at Target
But it wigs out her phone

[Chorus]
We have a closet, see?
It's full of the wrong ones
This one's for Blackberry
Where have all the chargers gone?
Where have all the chargers gone?

[Outro]
Yippi-yi, yippi-ya-yay, ya-yay, ya-ya-yay