[Intro: Isaac Holman]
(Ugh)
What have you fucking done to it?

[Chorus: Isaac Holman]
"You sucked all the flavour out of my slushy
Girl, you really drained me of my energy
You sucked all the flavour out my slushy, yes, you did"

[Verse 1: Isaac Holman]
You're a fucked up leisure centre vampire
Red or blue, it makes no difference to you
I gave you my straw, you gave it a suck
A big fat draw, I was like "What the fuck?"
You bevelled my edge, you left me with dregs
You sucked all the sweetness out of my—

[Chorus: Isaac Holman & Kate Nash]
"Oi, you sucked all the flavour out my slushy
Girl, you really drained me of my energy
You sucked all the flavour out my slushy, yes, you did"
"You sucked all the flavour out of my slushy"
What a fucking joke of an analogy
"You sucked all the flavour out my slushy," what a prick

[Verse 2: Kate Nash]
You're a jumped-up, self-centred piece of work
Drama king, what a pickle you're in
Argos incubus, oh, what a drain
Gaslight, fuckboy, feedin' the flame
You bevelled my edge, and messed with my head
And now you got the cheek to make this tune sayin'
[Chorus: Isaac Holman & Kate Nash, Isaac Holman]
"You sucked all the flavour out of my slushy
Girl, you really drained me of my energy
You sucked all the flavour out my slushy, yes, you did"
I said, "You sucked all the flavour out of my slushy
Girl, you really drained me of my energy
You sucked all the flavour out my slushy, yes, you did"

[Bridge: Isaac Holman & Kate Nash]
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
You want a "Sorry"? Then you're out of luck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
Keep crying, I don't give a fuck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
You want a "Sorry"? Then you're out of luck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
Ugh, okay
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
You want a "Sorry"? Then you're out of luck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
Keep crying, I don't give a fuck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
You want a "Sorry"? Then you're out of luck
Take, take, take
Suck, suck, suck
[Outro: Isaac Holman & Kate Nash]
Yes, you did
Don't even like slushies, mate