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Girl: Hi G-Eazy, this is uhm, Justin’s girlfriend
I just wana call, and say what’s up
And... that I’m a big fan
! And Uhm, you know, you’re...,you are fresh!
You’re awesome, I’m just telling my friends. Alright bye

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[Hook]
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 1]
See these thugs wanna hate cause I got bitches on my dick
I snatch a lot of hoes just because I'm that sick
And when I go to clubs I just choose and pick
Cause I don’t give a damn even if that's your chick
I will snatch your wife thing so do the right thing
And hand her over to me, you don't wanna fight, man
It's nothing to me, I could have her in no time
Hop on the phone line and hit up my old dime
I say “What’s happening?”, she say “What’s up boo?”
Say “What’s good, is it good if I come through?
I’m trying to fuck you, are you trying to get run through?
Cause if not then bitch motherfuck you"
I ain’t playing with you, see what I’m saying to you
After I’m done then I ain’t cup-caking or laying with you
I gotta go, sorry, ain’t trying to hurt you
Don’t think of it was dirt, think of it as a virtue
[Hook]
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 2]
See these hoes wanna do me as I get a lot of booty
She put me in her mouth first and then she did her duty
I signed it on her face “Yours truly” ‘cause she is just a groupie
And I am just a dog like Scooby
Said she gives good brain, I’ll let her school me
While I’m just cooling, see this is what I call a good schooling
It’s better than college when she gives me knowledge
Got boppers on my dick cause my swag is polished
And getting dollars out the ass, pop my collar then I flash
A rubber band full of cash and then I start to laugh at you lames
‘Cause you can’t do it like us, I’m like Piff
Bitch I’m getting brain while I write this
Go and ask the town, I beat walls down
I get around, got more bitches than the pound
I like 'em dark or light brown
Stay real, let me holla here, take my number down
[Hook]
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 3]
I don’t seek ‘cause I’m a “G” till they marry me
Stepped up in the club, I seen your girlfriend stare at me
She was with you ‘till she walked up over to where I be
And then I take her home for sexual therapy
Since I’m on all these bad ones wanna work with me
And they hop up on the dick with urgency
Too many lames up in the game, it’s an emergency
It’s like doctors giving hip hop surgery
I’m stealing girls from their happy like a burglary
Make a lot of dudes wanna fight, but they don’t worry me
I am the freshest, be late, if you ain’t heard of me
I’m G-Eazy dot com, hoe go and Google me
I don’t have to try to get in pants
I got a lot of hoes that would fuck if they had the chance
We straight to it, there’s no romance
So, uhm, please go ahead and remove your pants
Merci beaucoup
[Hook]
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
Bitch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick
All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick