[Spoken]
Welcome, ladies, gentle-thems, and freaks of all kinds
I'll be your host
Here to remind you that you're alive
There's no need to worry
'Cause everyone's crazy here
Whoever you decide you wanna be, you belong here
You can be who you wanna be
You can do who you wanna do, honey, as long as they wanna do you too
But no matter what, open up, and be as free as you can be
Welcome to the Freak Show