[Intro: Al Jardine]
Listen, I'm in the driveway
I saw the whole thing
Hey you! Will you— will you get off my front lawn with that car?
Eh, shaddup
What are you doin'?
Hey, you can't talk to him like that
I'm going to call the police
Hey, listen, I saw the whole thing! And you're--
You keep out of it!
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Hey, what are you talking about?
Oh, why don't you go...
Phew! It's time for me to meditate

[Verse: Al Jardine]
What time is it?
How long has it been?
Bubbles and ripples floating through my mind
I must have drifted away
Since I've sat down
Where have I been?
The mantra, my mantra must have took me away
It must have took me away
Maharishi gave it to me
And I wonder if it set me free, and it did
And he'll tell you
Sometimes it goes real fast and other times it goes real slow
Any way you do it, well it's bound to work I know
[Chorus]
One, two, three, four
Transcendental meditation should be part of your time
It's simple, it's easy as making this rhyme
Transcendental meditation really works for me good
More, much more than I thought it would