[Intro: Brian Wilson]
Right now, we'd like to introduce all of you...
Our lead singer, Boris Love!
Boris is all ready to do his favorite song
We'll get a couple of green lights on his face
Sing a song called "The Monster Mash"

[Verse 1: Mike Love]
I was working in the lab and late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
When my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

[Chorus]
(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
It's called the monster mash

[Verse 2: Mike Love]
My laboratory in the castle east
In the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrode
[Chorus]
(They did the mash)
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
It's called the monster mash

[Bridge: Mike Love]
The zombies were having fun, yeah
The party had just begun
The guests included the Wolfman
Dracula and his little baby boy

[Verse 3: Mike Love]
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Beach Boy Five!

[Chorus]
(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(We did the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
It's called the monster mash
[Outro: Mike Love]
Mmm, what lucky girl in the audience would care to dance with Igor?
Mmm, the Monster Mash is so good!
Mash!

Alright