[Verse 1: Childish Gambino]
I'm the nerdiest rapper ever
I'm wearing a Cosby sweater
And reading Oscar Wilde
While ripping my foreskin to make a washable condom
A bunch of assassins tried to jump me
They couldn't touch me
I rolled off in a yellow humvee
With a bunch of monkeys
My taste buds hate fudge
Plus I'm allergic
I'mma dress up like surgeon
So?
Girls see my dick size
And realize that they can't handle it
I get more sodomy than Tommy Lee & Pam Anderson
My du-rag in my left hand
And my iPod in my wristsband
I get more kicks out of it than Jean Claude Van Damme
My brain isn't working
But I'm on stage with Reggie Watts
So my brain's fucking jerking
Meaning that I'm masturbating
Understanding my own flow
Open up a window, it stank in here
Because I'm so funky
Yes I get down on the verse
My verse is like a fuckin' junkie
Meaning that my verse is heroin
Where's that fuckin' heroin
Meaning that I'm a hero
Girl that want to go from one to zero
Meaning that she don't want none
Unless she want a baby, and I don't want sons
I need two in the back, need three in the front
Light up like three blunts and I'm gone
I do I jerk and a whiskey sour
And uh my brain needs to slow down
That's what's fucking up
I said that's what's fucking up
[beatboxing "That's what's fucking up"]

[Reggie Watts]

[Childish Gambino]
[resumes beatboxing "That's what's fucking up"]