Reggie Watts
Spittin’ Venom - ’90s Hip Hop Parody
[Verse 1]
[JAMES]
Listen up, we got a tale that you won't believe
About an eight-foot creature with monstrous teeth
[REGGIE]
Got big white eyes, you'd never forget him
If you met him, check it out
[BOTH]
We 'bout to spit about Venom
[JAMES]
Damn, that thing's got a real spooky tongue!
[REGGIE]
Word up!
[Verse 2]
[JAMES]
Journalist Eddie Brock was just chillin' in the city of San Fran
He stumbled on a story and it made him say 'Damn, man
I think this corporation is evil
I got to show people that the stuff they do is super illegal!'
[REGGIE]
He weaseled inside, put his pen to the page
When he came across a lady being kept in a cage
He's like 'Yo, this is totally wack man'
[JAMES]
But then he got closer and the lady attacked him!
The next day Eddie was feeling real freaky
He had a voice in his head talking deep and creepy
It was like 'You and me, we will rule together'
[REGGIE]
Eddie started sweating, he was feeling the pressure
Then something wrapped around him like a big black coat
[BOTH]
Oh damn, he's been possessed by a symbiote!
[JAMES]
And he wore it like denim, don't you dare upset him
'Cause Eddie Brock is no more, you can call the man Venom
[Chorus]
[BOTH]
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom (Say what?)
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom (Uh-huh)
[Verse 3]
[JAMES]
Yo J. Slate, why don't you show these bustas exactly how we gettin' down?
[JENNY SLATE]
Ok, it's S-L-A-T-E, call me Jenny
My feet are so light but my rhymes are so heavy
Wanna move like me? You gotta get some momentum
'Cause we're about to teach how to do the Venom
Plant your legs down side to side
Take both of your arms and stretch them out real wide
[REGGIE]
Wave your hands like the wind is blowing
Unhinge your jaw so all your teeth is showing
[JAMES]
(Wait, what?)
[JENNY]
Move your legs to the beat
Stick your tongue out at least three feet
[JAMES]
(How would I?--)
[REGGIE]
For this next step, I suggest
That you fold your arms across your chest
[JAMES]
(Now that I can do)
[JENNY]
Okay, it's time to get down so shake your body and spin it around
[REGGIE]
Pop your arms and wiggle your hip
[BOTH]
And use your superstrength to do a backflip
[Spoken Interlude]
[JAMES]
Wait, what?
[REGGIE]
We said, do a backflip
[JAMES]
Okay, yes, yeah I can do that. Sure, yeah yeah yeah, I got that
[JENNY]
Upside down and backwards
[JAMES]
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah
[REGGIE]
Superstrength! Heh-heh...
[James attempts a backflip]
[JAMES]
Ooooh no!
[JENNY]
He didn't know how to do it at all!
[Chorus]
[BOTH]
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Spittin' Venom
Spit-Spittin' Venom
Reggie, Jenny and James
You know we're spitting Venom!