Girl you like so many things
How do I get through blankets of your love
Tell me what to do
If I do it well will you come back to bed

When I was small
They called me the leprechaun
When I got taller
They called me the tall leprechaun, oh yeah
Always wearing green, always on the scene
Tippin' my hat, sprinklin' some magic dust
You wanted some treasure? Here you go
At the end of the rainbow, oh yes

[Scatting]

When I was a man
People say "Hey man, how you do"
I'd say very well, or sometimes not that
Depending on the day
Get yourself together
Put your spleen back in your body
Take your kidneys and look at them carefully
And put them back in like you know what you're doing
'Cause you are the loneliest android I've ever met
[Robot noises]
And I will stroke your synthetic hair
Ooh, not one strand falls out
Ooh, nothing on the comb, nothing on the brush, baby you're perfect
No skin cells nowhere to be found
You're perfect
Your legs are shapeable to any way that I choose
You're simply perfect
But you're not the real thing
Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time
I know it'll be there, give it some time
Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time
I know it'll be there, give it some time
Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time
I know it'll be there, give it some time

It was lovely hanging out with you guys
But we gotta go, yes
I've got some snot coming out of my nose
But I can't wipe it off
But I know there's high definition cameras
Are going to show it and they'll have to digitally get rid of it
But they won't do that 'cause it's very expensive
No they won't do that 'cause it's very expensive
You're going to be on a digital format
You're all going to be on a digital format
You're all going to be on a digital format
For years to come and you can say "That was me with that shirt
Oh and that jerk
I don't know why I was there with that guy
But I guess he's better than nothing"
Sometimes you have to qualify your life and your choices
It's all right