Who's gonna run the country?
Who's gonna be in charge of me?
Who's gonna be my man at the top?
Who's gonna have to follow Barack?
Who can fix the economy? Know what I mean?

The only one is Trump
Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump
The man for the job is Trump
He's saving the world and he's making the bucks and he's gonna be the president
And Definitely nothing will go wrong

He's got foreign policy
He's got experience on T.V
He's got towers made of gold
His thoughts on Mexicans sure are bold
Everything is gonna be classy in 2016 through 2024

The only one is Trump
Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump
The man for the job is Trump
He's saving the world and he's making the bucks and he's gonna be the president
And certainly I trust him to be the leader of the free world

Well he's got 4 billion dollars and that's all I need
To feel warm and safe in his embrace, oh Donald please
Adopt us now, we won't let you down, we'll clean up this crazy town
And we'll be your sons, and you'll be our dad
And America will be number 1 again
Donald, Donald, Donald...

Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump
Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump
Trump-a-dump Trumpity Trmp
Well he's got the best hair
And he's strong as an ox
And he's richer than God
And he thinks he's a God
Man, he's better than God

Cause he's got super speed and he can turn invisible
He's a ladies man, he's got the eyes of a hawk
And his penis is gold, he's fucking twelve feet tall

And the more I think about it he's a dangerous man who should not be elected into any sort of office, especially the presidency and the fact that he's number one in the polls is frightening and also says a lot about today's political climate so we might as well go for Hillary in 2016 because... meh