Well I've got plenty of
Waiting room
Multiple, actually
Just for you
The chairs are rusted
The phones off the hook
Be sure to bring a blanket
Be sure to bring a book

In this
Waiting room
Just for you

Well I've got plenty of
Waiting room
And the line's extensive
Yes it's true
Please take a number
And have a seat
Don't forget your slumber
And bring something to eat

In this
Waiting room
Just for you
In this
Waiting room
Just for you
Although your signs are rare
I'll give you the best care
I know this isn't fair
But you came well prepared and
As far as medicine
Just take one to begin
You'll feel it all within
That you're in fact a human

In this
Waiting room
Just for you
In this
Waiting room
Just for you