[Verse 1]
You leave work early but you're not sick
You're racing home to get your fix
You used to do to release stress
But now you have become obsessed with

[Chorus]
Kittens, on the web
Haha, yeah
You watch them until you're dead
Til you're dead

[Verse 2]
Will your obsession never end?
You send annoying links to your friends
This one's on a Roomba, look at him go
This one sounds like, he's saying hello-o-o
Your whole world is now consumed
Your laptop is a furry tomb
They've become your owners now
You hang upon every miaow

[Chorus]
Kittens, on the web
On the web
Batting at the strings inside your head
In your head
[Spoken]
Miaow
Three little kittens, (Three little kittens)
Lost their mittens, (Lost their mittens)
They began to cry, (They began to cry)

[Verse 3]
You lost you job and all your loot
Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute
Your mother says you'll never find a man
You think the ninja cat is you boyfriend
Now they've taken complete control
I can haz cheezburger, I can haz your soul
While you sit and [?????????well]
Their furry paws drag you to hell

Watch what you're doing with that, paperclip
Oh, oh