I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
​i don’t think, i thonkt
[Intro]
Yeah! (Cheering) Woo!

[Verse 1]
I don't think, I thonkt, puss' got wiffy stonkt
I won't get you out my way, "hop in my car," I honked
Job hunting is long, I do not get this song
One thing I do understand is; all women are wrong
Your girl on my prongs, hopping on my dong
She been rode in on my dick and calling me, "King Kong"
Bubbles like the bong, she forget her thong
She ain't think about that when she gobbing on my schlong
Eyes so big, she crying, teardrops from her eyelids
Her man coming home so I'ma just have to be silent
I'ma be in hiding, she tell me he violent
So, I step out of the closet, show him I'm a fighter
He be twice me size, I sneak him with a right
And I duck under his arm, I jab him in the sides
On the floor, he lying, my girl now be smiling
She looking so good, I regret giving her Ritalin

[Pre-Hook]
Aye, where we at?
Aye, who we is?
Aye, what we on?
Aye, fuck your bitch
[Hook 1]
Fuck your bitch, fuck your girl
Fuck your mum, fuck your sis'
Fuck your gran', fuck your cat
Fuck your spade, fuck your uh
Fuck your car, fuck your dad
Fuck your jeans, fuck your Wii
Fuck your fridge, fuck your shoes
Fuck your nuke, fuck your uh
Fuck your bitch, fuck your girl
Fuck your mum, fuck your sis'
Fuck your gran', fuck your cat
Fuck your spade, fuck your uh
Fuck your car, fuck your dad
Fuck your jeans, fuck your Wii
Fuck your fridge, fuck your shoes
Fuck your nuke, fuck your uh

[Verse 2]
Make no mistake, we never take a break
Fucking your girl so hard that the bed is gonna break
Make the ground shake, like an earthquake
Fuck her so fast, yet I never have to brake
Slow down or I ache, she will never fake
She giving me her milk for my nutty cornflakes
Aye, raise the stakes, I tell her, "I got AIDS"
I watch her try to run but she can never get away
Holding up the stakes, whip it in a flash
Impress all the ladies with my fat stack of cash
Money on the dash', quick, I'm finna dash
Infected with the money like I got a nasty rash
Buy a pool, I splash, buy a board – err, Thrash'
Buying me a mashed potato making me some mash
Get the backlash, Hitler wasn't trash
My favourite book of all time is Hitler's "Mein Kampf"
[Pre-Hook]
Aye, where we at?
Aye, who we is?
Aye, what we on?
Aye, fuck your bitch

[Hook 2]
Fuck your beans, fuck your chin
Fuck your plates, fuck your stairs
Fuck your drugs, fuck your hat
Fuck your pig, fuck your uh
Fuck your wife, fuck your truck
Fuck your club, fuck your beer
Fuck your job, fuck your wind
Fuck your boy, fuck your uh
Fuck your beans, fuck your chin
Fuck your plates, fuck your stairs
Fuck your drugs, fuck your hat
Fuck your pig, fuck your uh
Fuck your wife, fuck your truck
Fuck your club, fuck your beer
Fuck your job, fuck your wind
Fuck your boy, fuck your uh