[Verse 1]
Cheeky motherfucker's got me eating Play-Doh mix
Motherfucker crams me in like my dad balls deep
Staring at me with ten inches of dick
Spin 360°, he’s got sick tricks
Man, he never loved me anyway, he calls me “Dipshit”
Dowse me in vinegar, I'ma balsamic
Cold cucumber, I make the switch
Sentience becomes Pickle Rick

[Pre-Chorus]
What the fuck, man?
My dad never loved me
I’m so lonely
It’s not a cry for help

[Chorus]
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)
[Verse 2]
Sick of all these bitches putting out the rules
Can't put with the motherfuckers fucking a tool
Better than the bitches who fuck in the schools
Blue’s Clues, motherfucker, looking for clues
T.V. is my only escape
Or I watch my parents masturbate
As much as ten is better than eight
I’d rather look away

[Pre-Chorus]
What the fuck, man?
My dad never loved me
I’m so lonely
It’s not a cry for help

[Chorus]
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)
[Bridge]
Fuck, why can’t I grow?
Fuck, why isn’t there any more?
Fuck, why can’t I grow?
Fuck, my dick is so fucking small

[Chorus]
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)
I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely
(I'm so fucking lonely, look at me closely)
Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney
(Can’t get me horny, can’t find my boney)