[Verse 1]
She got blonde hair, about my size
Looks a lot like me if you squint your eyes
Knows what he likes, got a type, it's plain to see
It ain't flattering, it's a slap in the face
Thinking all those years went and got replaced
By a counterfeit, full-of-it, watered-down version of me

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, she's a bottle of beer and I'm a glass of champagne
She's a fake veneer and I'm the real dang thing

[Chorus]
He can be with miss wannabe
But I know down deep he wanna be with me
Too little, too late, that's too bad
He can keep the change, ain't getting me back
He can be with miss wannabe
But she don't know in reality
He's kissing her, but he's missing me
I pity pretty little miss wannabe

[Verse 2]
Last night, blowing up my phone
Got twenty-two texts 'cause she wasn't home
Poor what's-her-face, take-my-place, and never saw none of that
What goes around comes back around
And if he don't know, he's about to find out
Karma's like a mean dog chasing down a copycat
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, she's Monopoly money, I'm a million bucks
I'm a reigning queen and she's the runner-up

[Chorus]
He can be with miss wannabe
But I know down deep he wanna be with me
Too little, too late, that's too bad
He can keep the change, ain't getting me back
He can be with miss wannabe
But she don't know in reality
He's kissing her, but he's missing me
I pity pretty little miss wanna-wannabe

[Post-Chorus]
Miss wanna-be-me
Yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Bless her heart
She's wasting time
He'll trade her in
For another look-alike

[Chorus]
He can be with miss wannabe
But I know down deep he wanna be with me
Too little, too late, that's too bad
He can keep the change, ain't getting me back
He can be with miss wannabe
But she don't know in reality
He's kissing her, but he's missing me
I pity pretty little miss wannabe
Kissing her, but he's missing me
I pity pretty little miss wannabe