[Verse 1]
Everyone in Texas wants to touch my gun
But for all the honest world to see
God above protects us, but I can be the one
Defending all the rights that keep me free

[Chorus]
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared

[Verse 2]
There's danger on the sidewalk, it lingers in the streets
Save your talk, watch me walk my walk
I can sense the danger in everyone I meet
And know precisely how to pick them off

[Chorus]
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared

[Extended Chorus]
One shot from the shaft to knock him down
Two because you won't push me around
Three shots 'cause the neighborhood gets scared
Four because I always come prepared
Five upside the head to bleed him out
Six and he won't hear another sound
Seven because my mother shrunk my shirt
Eight because when I go pee it hurts