Three nights ago, I was at a disco
Man, I was born to bump, yes, I was rarin' to go
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Then she did the dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' me down, that chick was gettin' me down
She wanted to bump some more but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once

I said, if you wanna dance
Find yourself a big fat man
Ya'll get on down
Ya'll go and get on down

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her just to leave me alone
I said I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once

I know what to do, you gotta bump with you
I don't feel like gettin' down, I don't feel like gettin' down
She just shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to get on down, that woman wanted to get on down

She did that dip again
I hit the floor again
She was gettin' down
That woman was gettin' down

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, no, no
Bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, no, no
Bump no more with no big fat woman, listen to me
Bump no more with no big fat woman