[HENRY] (spoken)
We’ll see to your education

[MORTIMER] (spoken)
We know all the ropes!

[HENRY] (spoken)
And the ropes to skip as well!

[MORTIMER] (spoken)
‘Eathen idols!

[HENRY] (spoken)
Whirling girlies!

[MORT] (spoken)
Tipsy Gypsies!

[HENRY] (spoken)
Fantastic beauty!
Just waiting to be –

(MORTIMER makes a zipper sound.)

Unzipped!
[MATT] (spoken)
But I –

[HENRY] (spoken)
(As he and MORTIMER both clap hands over MATT’s mouth.)
Don’t bother to thank us!

(Calls out to the PIANIST.)

Maestra!

(And they sing as they up-end the Boy and carry him out.)

[BOTH] (spoken)
Beyond that road’s an episode –
An episode –
An episode
Bеyond that road's an episode
Just waiting to be unzippеd!

[MORTIMER] (spoken)
Hip! Hip!

[BOTH] (spoken)
Beyond that road’s an episode –
An episode –
An episode
Beyond that road's an episode
[HENRY] (spoken)
Look out; you nearly tripped!

[MORTIMER] (spoken)
I know!

(As they exit, they sing lustily, mocking MATT and EL GALLO’s earlier song.)

(sung)
I can see it!
Shining somewhere!
Somewhere!
Somewhere!

[HENRY] (spoken)
Well that was good wasn't it? It's not my key, you know, but ... do the best I can

[MORTIMER] (spoken)
You sounded just great, Henry. I love when you sing