[Verse 1]
It was an April night and I was right
Went out on the town
The show was at the palace
So we all went on down
We all had a ball, as I recall
But now it seems absurd
As the madness raged upon the stage
He didn't say a word

[Chorus]
He was a little weird and we all feared
He wasn't one of us
He didn't drink, he didn't smoke
And he didn't even cuss
You'd see him now and then with a bunch of men
Hanging 'round the sea
And I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like me

[Verse 2]
It was a spring-ish day, the clouds were gray
Looked like it might rain
Thought about the night before
And I was so ashamed
When I heard what they had done to him
Stranger I had known
But as drunk as we all got last night
It's a wonder we got home
[Chorus]
He was a little weird and we all feared
He wasn't one of us
He didn't drink, he didn't smoke
And he didn't even cuss
You'd see him now and then with a bunch of men
Hanging 'round the sea
And I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like me

[Outro]
And I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like me