[Verse 1]
Oh, everyone's asleep
And I don't have a clue what to eat
Who was in the kitchen leaving all the drawers open?
Who was in the kitchen leaving all the drawers open?
Who bites things and puts them back?
Who bites things and puts them back?
I was waiting for a guide but where does he hide?
I was waiting for a guide but where does he hide?

[Chorus]
There must be some kind of rule
That we all could use
Vanity loves ritual
Red velvet, zip-tie, velcro
Any day could be good

[Verse 2]
You write songs and they disappear
Late at night for no one to hear
I could hear my voice for the very first time
I could hear my voice for the very first time
It was so quiet but that's the way I like it
It was so quiet but that's the way I like it

[Chorus]
There must be some kind of tool
That we all could use
Vanity loves ritual
Hand to mouth, zip-tie, velcro
Any day could be good