[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo
Anybody got the "I am the Man" single?

You know that fuckin' thing? Oops
Well, yo, we're going to do our little version of "I'm the Man"
I hope you like it
Here we go..

Not!
Let's hear some noise!
Not!
Not!
Not!
Not!
Not!
Ahh ohhh!

[Verse 1]
Now we're Anthrax, and we take no shit
And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
And I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...

[Audience yells, "Socks!"]
Yeah, that's good

All right, some of youse know it

I know you know it, but Charlie don't know it

Sorry...

[Verse 2]
Charlie, beat the beat, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So, listen up, 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...

...Chair!

No, it's 'piss,' and watch the beat!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up, sucker, understand
Don't you know that...

[Chorus]
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!
Woooo!

[Verse 3]
We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
If you think we got egos, we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...

[Audience yells, "Sleeping!"]

Ah-ah!

No, man, he's always washing his face
Hit it, Joey

[Verse 4]
We drink the drinks, the drinks we drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our...

Meaning!

Point! Watch the beat!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up, sucker, understand
Don't you know that...
[Chorus]
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

[Verse 5]
For a --
Wait, wait! Wait!
Stop
Stop


We got a big problem
Wait, Joey fucked up, so I wanna hear everybody say, "Joey fucked up!"

[Audience yells, "Joey fucked up!"]

Great! One more time

[Audience yells, "Joey fucked up!"]

Man, you guys are fuckin' mean

That was a good, hit it, Joe

For a heavy metal band rap's a different way
We like to be different and not cliche
Well, they say rap and metal can never mix
Well, all of they can suck our-

[Audience yells various things]

... do this right...
Do it right, guys, do it right

Suck my motherfuckin' dick
Thanks a lot

[Verse 7]
Wooo
Danny farts the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarded
Like El Duce says, 'Smell my anal vapor
And wipe my butt with your...'

...Face!

Toilet paper! Watch the beat!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up, sucker, understand
Don't you know...

[Chorus]
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

[Verse 8]
So as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...

[Audience shouts, "A festival!"]

'Fun', you fuckin' idiots!

[Bridge]
Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shall hail
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever!

[Outro]
Woo!
You guys rule

Fuckin' Dallas is ruined

You knew all the words, stylin', man

Hey, hey!
I think we're going to get in trouble 'cause -

I know, we cursed on the air

We cursed! We said the F word

...what else can you say on the radio?

And these guys told me all night not to say any swearing words, and I didn't, and they cursed

How about this? You know, this is going to be played in Chicago and Cleveland and everywhere
How about, on the count of 3, everybody says, "Fuck," okay?
1, 2, 3

[Audience shouts, "Fuck!"]

Amazing