[Verse 1]
Well she's thirty-six in the bust
Twenty-eight in the waist
Forty-four in the hips
She's got real crazy legs

[Hook]
You upsets me baby
Yes, you upsets me baby
Yes, I'm telling you, people, she's something fine
That you really ought to see

[Verse 2]
Well she's not too tall
Complexion is fair
Man, she knocks me out
The way she wears her hair

[Hook]
You upsets me baby
Yes you upsets me baby
Like being hit by a falling tree
Woman, woman what you do to me

[Verse 3]
Well, I've tried to describe her
It's hard to start
I'd better stop now
Because I've got a weak heart
[Hook]
You upsets me
Well, you upset me baby
Well, like being hit by a falling tree
Woman, what you do to me

[Guitar solo]
[Sax solo]

[Verse 3]
Well, I've tried to describe her
It's hard to start
I'd better stop now
Because I've got a very weak heart

[Hook]
You upsets me baby
Yes, you upsets me baby
Well, like being hit by a falling tree
Woman, what you do to me