[Verse 1: Bonecage]
Uh, are you havin' fun?
Clean this shit up! What’s a matter with you?
Punk ass kids makin' a mess
Degenerates with paint guns, baby
Oh, I see, you're a squid now, great!
What the hell’s the deal with the kids these days?
Hey! What? Hey! What?
Hey! What? Nothing!

[Chorus: Bonecage]
Splatoon is the word I use to climax
Baboons are a monkey beast, but nevermind that now
Let's all Splatoon! And make a giant mess, leave that shit for someone else to deal with
Splatoon! Hey, fuck squid

[Verse 2: Bonecage]
Uh
You know paint's not meant to be used that way?
Becausе the way to use paint is
To put it on a barn or a fencе or a doorframe

[Verse 3: Daddyphatsnaps]
Put it on a doorframe? Lame!
What, are you insane? Here, let's play a little game like
How many times can you Splatoon before the baboon's back?
Man, give a man room, crap!
Can I touch on my little squid with some privacy?
I finally found a good spot, and anxiety
Has taken over, a black sheep in society
Well, it's either that, or giving up on my sobriety
Wait, you're talking 'bout a children’s game?
Let me put the squid back in its cage
Why does this always happen to me?
I thought I was in for a good time, man, I’m happy to be
A good citizen, go and use your paint guns
On the walls, on the streets, play! Go and make fun
And don't mind me, I’ll just grab a magazine
I wanna play Splatoon, man, where's the vaseline?
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Splatoon is the word I use to climax
Baboons are a monkey beast, but nevermind that now
Let's all Splatoon! And make a giant mess, leave that shit for someone else to deal with
Splatoon! Hey

[Bridge: Bonecage]
Someone made a kid's game where vandalism’s cool
A kid's game bright and colorful
Someone made a kid's game with sexual innuendos
Splatoon!

[Interlude: FabvL]
Ahem-hem, is this thing on? Hello?

[Verse 4: FabvL]
All this talk about Splatoon's
Got me locked up in my room past noon, hear the boom
When I find the right spot, wait a minute and resume
Never going outside, baggy eyes raccoon
When I'm hangin' at the bar - Splatoon's on the mind!
When I'm ridin' in my car - Splatoon on the drive!
Really feelin' like I'm crazy, maybe I should backtrack
Oh, we're talkin' 'bout a game? Gotta switch it, scratch that
Why'd they make a kid's title 'bout a way to use your paint gun?
I don't really get it, man, squids? Sounds like great fun
Ain't done, gotta find a private place quick
Been a minute, and I'm fiendin', think I'm sick, here's the trick
Mix an esports title with the porno name
Then market everywhere you can, clearly got no shame
Then sing along with the tune if you feelin' the same
No aim, honestly forgot the game, bring it back, Cage
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Splatoon is the word I use to climax
Baboons are a monkey beast, but nevermind that now
Let's all Splatoon! And make a giant mess, leave that shit for someone else to deal with
Splatoon! Hey

[Outro: Bonecage & Daddyphatsnaps]
Let's all Splatoon
Play! Go and make fun! Play! Go and make fun-fun!
Splatoon
Play! Go and make fun! Play! Go and make fun
Let's all Splatoon
Play! Go and make fun! Play! Go and make fun-fun!
Splatoon
Play! Go and make fun! Play! Go and make fun