[Verse 1]
Don't call me a grump
Cause I must be first to admit it
You told me I stunk
But then you said I'd licked a flower
Baby it was fun
I'd always end up disappointed
Maybe I was wrong
It also led to some enjoyment
Please say what you mean to
Don't act like it's a chore to get it out

[Chorus]
Never up to me
Why can't you just call me your one?

[Verse 2]
I'll say something grumpy like I always say to you
Don't call me a grump
Cause I must be first to admit it
You told me I stunk
But then you said I'd licked a flower
I am not a grump
You'll say what you mean to
You never really listen anyhow
[Chorus]
Never up to me
Why can't you just call me your one?