Daddyphatsnaps
Roadhog Rap (Going HAM)
[Verse 1]
The Roadhog, oh god, now he's back to win
The fat man doing irresponsible acts again
Been practicing dismantling teams and capturing points
Fracturing bones and battering joints
I'm a Tank, literally, and dankest with the Hook
I'm the Boogeyman, have you under blankets feeling shook
Got a Junkrat bear traps on everywhere you look
When the snare snaps, they're scraps, damn, I'm feeling good
Like I said, I got one speed, I'm going H.A.M
And provoking an attack, got forums going mad
Like: "He's OP!" That Hook is bologna, haha!
Bologna could go for a Hoagie, hah
I'll grab your teammates slowly and lowkey
Like picnic baskets got more steals than yogi
Who cares about sophistication? Will it heal abrasions?
Beat me with your mind - what a nice imagination, hahaha!

[Chorus]
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog
[Verse 2]
Only fists, only Hooks, only Scrap Guns
So take a breather, whole Hog is coming like a bad pun
Don't even recognize Mercy 'cause I have none
Eat a whole clip from that flimsy hand can-on
I've got heals on deck, so you better kill me quick
Otherwise tricks, I'm coming for your neck
I stick to the basics and skip the high-tech
'Cause the Scrap Gun hasn't missed a single life yet
And Orisa, what is this chick? She looks ridiculous
With all these instruments and her color palette vividness
Stepping on my turf, I'll peel your armor piece by piece
And rip your horns off, use the sharp edge to pick my teeth
Come at me, bro, I'm a titan, a jaggernaut
In the class of Tank, but above what all the others got
I'm a beast, a monster, I'm savage
So come and try the Hog, boy, I'm looking for a challenge

[Chorus]
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog
Roadhog
I go hard
I eat loan
And I'm so large
See ya soon, charge
Leave the zoom charred
Leave your room scarred
Fear the Roadhog, ahahaha!