My name's Randal, better known as the Vandal
A legend, the task of killing me? Substantial
You better save your glimmer, I'll drain your financials
'Cause if you slip up, that's your head on my mantle
Let me break it down, here's a plan for example
Grab every synthesis and make sure it's ample
Not that it matters, I hit like an anvil
A boss, I can choke you with the straps on my sandals
So what are you afraid of? Aksis?
That's a teddy bear, man, I'm the stuff that nightmares are made of
I'll roast Oryx, let me do the honors
How you take him serious? Guard is his daughters
And who's next Crota, Gjally cannon fodder
And Atheon's tripping off the map, why bother?
It's sad, can't even get killed by proper
Villains anymore, so bored eye dropper
And what's with the lairs, you gotta trek towers
To find them and fight like after ten hours
Find me any day, it's not a game of Waldo
See me at the Drome, I eliminated Cozmo
Cozmo-Drome, that's a little bit of wordplay
And he can't even save you in the first place
Pull me up quick on your search page
Type in BAMF, you will see me on the first page
Running into me, that's the worst case
I'll smash your face in your cake on your birthday
Run into the house of your birth place
Grab your mom and proceed to go to first base
I'll eat the wolfpack for a snack
And smack any brat, wack, thinking there attack
Would do any damage I have no equivalent?
It's nap time, sleep when I even see a simulant
The truth is fighting me is insolent
A gnat to me nothing more than an irritant
Don't put yourself in a predicament
Anything you've heard about me? It's legitimate
Except for that one thing, innocent
Why would I do that for filaments?
Oh, you didn't hear that incident?
Nevermind, wasn't even a participant
Death is a funny thing, isn't it?
I wouldn't know, but for you it is imminent
It's too late to play that you're innocent
You could've kept your life, if it wasn't for this incident
But now I gotta end you, I got a reputation
I can't deal with alienation
The alien nation will think I went soft
It's sad I kinda like you, your funny kid want
To take back the time, the thing I can't handle
I really don't want to put you up on my mantle
It's really too bad, oh well, I'll light a candle
Gravestone - here's another victim of the Vandal